Well, i've had diarrhea for 4 days straight!!!! 4 DAYS!!!! And diarrhea is hard to spell. I blame this on my nephew who set off a puke sprinkler through his tiny hands all over us on christmas morning. Fucking little germ lords.

Tonight is the free beer and chicken wings party..........so that should be good with this digestive tract.
In other news i got a 20 minute massage, a subscription to martha, and a meat probe..........and by meat probe i mean the best meat thermometer in the history of ever!! The probe goes in the meat, the digital end stays outside of the oven, it can be set to go off when your meat is the appropriate temp. When you are not using it, it sticks to your fridge and doubles as a timer. I made a perfectly rare prime rib, it was delicious.
Sidenote from last journal........more of you commented on the counter, or the kitchen in the background than the hot couple in the forground. Aaaahh, old friends.
My life is full of perfect love. My son and my fiance are fablous. I wish i had a bit more money so that i didn't stress about bills. So that we could all just run and play and not think of adult things.

Tonight is the free beer and chicken wings party..........so that should be good with this digestive tract.
In other news i got a 20 minute massage, a subscription to martha, and a meat probe..........and by meat probe i mean the best meat thermometer in the history of ever!! The probe goes in the meat, the digital end stays outside of the oven, it can be set to go off when your meat is the appropriate temp. When you are not using it, it sticks to your fridge and doubles as a timer. I made a perfectly rare prime rib, it was delicious.
Sidenote from last journal........more of you commented on the counter, or the kitchen in the background than the hot couple in the forground. Aaaahh, old friends.
My life is full of perfect love. My son and my fiance are fablous. I wish i had a bit more money so that i didn't stress about bills. So that we could all just run and play and not think of adult things.
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fridgemagnet:
Dude, you are gross. Also, check your christing testimonials. Sorry I've been a lazy friend for awhile. I'm not promising I'll be better, but I want you to know I still love ya.
rice:
Yes. You will have to remind me of that day forever, because I'm , what's the word? Oh yeah a "fucking retard". I hope your man doesn't get pissed at me for making passes at you with lines like "puke in your mouth". And before I forget I miss your big hairy mouth hole too.