I had a barbeque today. And you know what I'm realizing, i'm a much better kitchen chef than a griller. I'm a master of the culinary arts. An artist of the munchies. But with grilling... I suck. ANYWAYS! not much has happened lately. I wrote a song. It was happy and fun, and then at some point I decided that I didn't like that, then it turned angry... then it turned sad, because I was feeling regretful for my anger, and then it began to really take shape. I worked on it all day yesterday and some of this morning. Finally I finished it. Played it all the way through. And it was GOD AWFUL! I think I'd like to save all my horrible songs, and create a gag reel for the end of a cd that i produce when i become some big hotshot rock star. And then I can point and laugh at you, because my gag reel would lay everything out for me, i'd have free shots at your hidden mistakes. *sigh* no... i'll never make it. so laugh it up!

Nekkid pics do the trick.
Also a little Catherine the Great-style beastiality couldn't hurt...