Ok, i posted this on Ash's journal (man i miss her notes and journal entries. she's so fucking awesome). I was like, well, this is certainly more interesting than I was planning on writing on MY journal, so i'll just post this here, with a slight edit...
My ideal relationship? Wow... Not since my ex threw me away have I asked that.
It's just about the most horribly difficult question ever, and I'm the kind of nerd still trying to make non-polluted 200 proof Moonshine (ie, without using benzene and shit like that).
Anyways, lets see. My last long term relationship fell apart because communication died, the physical affection ended, and SOMEONE was being impatient for the relationship to move to the 'next' level when the other party wasn't miserable WITH the relationship. (see also, communication).
Ok, so, followed that with a short relationship with a rotund woman. Decided that really fat women are bad for my ego, unfun to have sex with, and can generally be a downer. Good god, don't give me an anorexic or bolemic. I like women with meat. but, how can I hope for someone to take care of her side of the relationship if she can't take care of herself?
Next girl was one who was rather too young. *cough*. She was in a different phase of life, and any serious relationship would be hampered because of where our lives were going. So, either someone in a similar track in life, or someone willing to give up what life they have, or someone i'd be willing to abandon my life for. (i find it difficult at this point imagining a woman who I would abandon my career plan for. It's taken my 7 years and more schooling than i care to reflect on to get here).
So, now I look for a relatively attractive (not too pretty. done that once, and i've never been burned so hard, so fast, in all my life). Has to be able to take care of herself (so she doesn't look like that little girl who ate the gum in Willy Wonka after she thinks she's 'nabbed' me). This includes showering more often than when her co-workerers remind her. Has to have a heart. Has to love. Wants children (having one or more already will complicate things, but not necessarilly make things impossible). has to either have interests we share or be willing to help me find new interests with her so we have things in common. has to be intellegent and can hold conversations about more than what she has to do tomorrow. Similar or flexible life path. She can have issues, but either be able to deal with them, be willing to work on them, or have already gotten past them. No VD's. Marriage is a way to make life easier (for example, when children are born and if there's a need for medical attention), not a way to prevent me from 'getting away.' Otherwise, marriage can wait. No lieing. An openess to me and toward life in general is a plus. A carefree spirit is a plus. A practical streak is a plus. The ability to handle money is a very significant plus. Coming from a big family or little family is no nevermind to me. Religion isn't a big deal to me as long as it doesn't interfere with the relationship (which basically means no zealots, seeing as i'm an atheist).
Oh, yeah, she has to be interested in me, and be single long enough to get into a relationship with me.
I know, i know, i'm doomed to be alone, forever and ever.
My ideal relationship? Wow... Not since my ex threw me away have I asked that.
It's just about the most horribly difficult question ever, and I'm the kind of nerd still trying to make non-polluted 200 proof Moonshine (ie, without using benzene and shit like that).
Anyways, lets see. My last long term relationship fell apart because communication died, the physical affection ended, and SOMEONE was being impatient for the relationship to move to the 'next' level when the other party wasn't miserable WITH the relationship. (see also, communication).
Ok, so, followed that with a short relationship with a rotund woman. Decided that really fat women are bad for my ego, unfun to have sex with, and can generally be a downer. Good god, don't give me an anorexic or bolemic. I like women with meat. but, how can I hope for someone to take care of her side of the relationship if she can't take care of herself?
Next girl was one who was rather too young. *cough*. She was in a different phase of life, and any serious relationship would be hampered because of where our lives were going. So, either someone in a similar track in life, or someone willing to give up what life they have, or someone i'd be willing to abandon my life for. (i find it difficult at this point imagining a woman who I would abandon my career plan for. It's taken my 7 years and more schooling than i care to reflect on to get here).
So, now I look for a relatively attractive (not too pretty. done that once, and i've never been burned so hard, so fast, in all my life). Has to be able to take care of herself (so she doesn't look like that little girl who ate the gum in Willy Wonka after she thinks she's 'nabbed' me). This includes showering more often than when her co-workerers remind her. Has to have a heart. Has to love. Wants children (having one or more already will complicate things, but not necessarilly make things impossible). has to either have interests we share or be willing to help me find new interests with her so we have things in common. has to be intellegent and can hold conversations about more than what she has to do tomorrow. Similar or flexible life path. She can have issues, but either be able to deal with them, be willing to work on them, or have already gotten past them. No VD's. Marriage is a way to make life easier (for example, when children are born and if there's a need for medical attention), not a way to prevent me from 'getting away.' Otherwise, marriage can wait. No lieing. An openess to me and toward life in general is a plus. A carefree spirit is a plus. A practical streak is a plus. The ability to handle money is a very significant plus. Coming from a big family or little family is no nevermind to me. Religion isn't a big deal to me as long as it doesn't interfere with the relationship (which basically means no zealots, seeing as i'm an atheist).
Oh, yeah, she has to be interested in me, and be single long enough to get into a relationship with me.
I know, i know, i'm doomed to be alone, forever and ever.
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You're silly :p