honorofgalahad

I am so paranoid. I get it from my mom's father's side of the family. Any time i commit any acts that violate a moral or legal code, I am typically meticulous about cleaning up the evidence. My policy usually follows that if no one gets hurt (and indeed, all knowing parties have a good time), where's the harm?

Why? Plausable deniability! If i can maintain that at all times, i think i'll be able to enjoy life and fulfill my goals in life.

Anyways, i mention this because I had a good night... and still, i worry about people changing their minds and rewriting history. So, unbeknownst to all the parties involved, i did a little bit of last minute straightening up. haha. Evidence has been carefully disposed off, and the remaining may look dubious, but not damning.

Lets say, it was good times.

Why are all my friends having babies? A friend i haven't spoken with hardly at ALL in 3 years got in touch and told me she'd had her third baby. (3 different babies with 3 different 'men.' This makes her almost 23). Of course, there's also the pregnent friend i'm helping a tiny bit (lol. remind me to talk about taco bell). She's 8 months pregnent. Am i the only guy who knows how to use a condom?