Dear Journal,
I want a girl who will laugh for no one else
When I'm away she'll put her make up on the shelf!
I want a girl who will laugh for no one else
When I'm away she'll put her make up on the shelf!
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Dear Journal,
I learned that I'm being sued for $3,000,000.00+ by the occupants of the mini van I rear ended last year. That's how much these people believe they deserve for their pain and suffering ( which is complete bullshit since I specifically remember each and every one of them leap out and run to back of their van to examine the damage when it...
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I learned that I'm being sued for $3,000,000.00+ by the occupants of the mini van I rear ended last year. That's how much these people believe they deserve for their pain and suffering ( which is complete bullshit since I specifically remember each and every one of them leap out and run to back of their van to examine the damage when it...
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partiallyblind:
eeep! the joys of modern civilisation, eh?
boxterjulep:
is it not fun to pretend? what or who shall you pretend to be today?
Thanks for your concern... I get lonely sometimes but then I like go and run or lift or bang on some drums or go and get ploughed. Activities whether constructive or destructive seem to help me immensely.
I'm gonna post a new friggin' fractal once the friggin thing finally finishes friggin' rendering. It'll be extra RAD!!!
I'm gonna post a new friggin' fractal once the friggin thing finally finishes friggin' rendering. It'll be extra RAD!!!
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boxterjulep:
like, so RAD! it's better than an oil spill on the high seas!
earplug6947:
...........she's got helicopters..........
pish bang pish bang (how his drums sound to me)
pish bang pish bang (how his drums sound to me)
lonely... but strong I am.
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randomdent:
I lonely and not strong at all so you should feel lucky.
earplug6947:
lonely can be ok.
is it ok?
is it ok?
Dear Journal,
Man I had somethin' goin' on last night. Whether it was my 100% polyesther get-up, my captivating moves or a scent I was secreting (hopefully not BO) something was making the females flock to my close proximity on the dance floor. Got the number of a cute girl. Talk about a much needed ego boost.
Man I had somethin' goin' on last night. Whether it was my 100% polyesther get-up, my captivating moves or a scent I was secreting (hopefully not BO) something was making the females flock to my close proximity on the dance floor. Got the number of a cute girl. Talk about a much needed ego boost.
ragingwhore42:
nah-if you were a little poser fuck-you probably wouldn;'t have siouxie listed in your favorite bands. or be cool enough to admit you like radiohead. around here-you could get beat up for such things.
pureblu12225:
so far its going good yipppeee for me thanx and as I can see yours is going well too 
Dear Journal,
I think I would get more play if I sported a mullet. No scratch that.
Life can sure be dissappointing sometimes can't it? I haven't been through anything that a good night of debauchery can't cure. Wish me luck!
I think I would get more play if I sported a mullet. No scratch that.
Life can sure be dissappointing sometimes can't it? I haven't been through anything that a good night of debauchery can't cure. Wish me luck!
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honkeylipps:
I made a CD that I am quite proud of. I'll gladly send it to you. It has no DY, JC or Bob Wooten though...it's pretty much Goth or at least my attempt for it to be. Do you go for that sort of thing earplug?
snow:
do people with mullets actually get play? now that is a fucking scary thought.
Dear Journal,
I know my life is down right exciting when the highlight of my week is receiving a letter from Grandmy and Grampy! Oh yes and I can't forget about the 'lectric shaver I got o'er at Fred Meyer's. I wasn't always this lame...honest.
I know my life is down right exciting when the highlight of my week is receiving a letter from Grandmy and Grampy! Oh yes and I can't forget about the 'lectric shaver I got o'er at Fred Meyer's. I wasn't always this lame...honest.
snow:
my neighbor hasn't bothered me. actually i don't see them. except for the fact that they got a new stereo and they watch Grease at 3am. they watch it way too loud.
so your week sounds pretty good. the electric shaver, g&g hehe
so your week sounds pretty good. the electric shaver, g&g hehe
Dear Journal,
I'm off to do my 5 mile run in this fricken drab-ass nasty, grey, cold, depressing sheisty weather. Pray that I make it back alive...
I'm off to do my 5 mile run in this fricken drab-ass nasty, grey, cold, depressing sheisty weather. Pray that I make it back alive...
earplug6947:
your poem=my pee'd pants.
the earplug blue ribbon-winning haiku of the day!
hey: point me in the direction of a hot chicken picker, like....anyone who has their own signature telecaster (if you are able to provide such an answer). i'm looking for SOMETHING! don't make me buy another art lee album.
the earplug blue ribbon-winning haiku of the day!
hey: point me in the direction of a hot chicken picker, like....anyone who has their own signature telecaster (if you are able to provide such an answer). i'm looking for SOMETHING! don't make me buy another art lee album.
randomdent:
Don't say that about portland! The weather her is great!
Dear Journal,
Gonna do some shootin' tomorrow. Got to get some Hamms tall boys, some shells and maybe some sleep since we're getting up at the ass crack o' dawn. Pray that I come back intact!
Gonna do some shootin' tomorrow. Got to get some Hamms tall boys, some shells and maybe some sleep since we're getting up at the ass crack o' dawn. Pray that I come back intact!
snow:
yeah I carry one of my knives everywhere I go...in my pocket...well sometimes I carry it around in my hand...and do evil things hehe.
earplug6947:
all i see is a frightened kardasian who wants his daddy.
Dear, Journal,
Friends were supposed to come over and partake of steak and eggs. A migrain intervened. So I banged on some drums then I logged in. Now I'm going to go and get a drink.
Thanks for being there for me Journal. You're the best!
Friends were supposed to come over and partake of steak and eggs. A migrain intervened. So I banged on some drums then I logged in. Now I'm going to go and get a drink.
Thanks for being there for me Journal. You're the best!
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earplug6947:
in your opinion, who can rock it as good as bob wooten. i'm looking to expand my cd library.
honkeylipps:
Tough one! I'm going to do some investigating so that I can provide for you some suggestions.
You like Dwight Yoakam!
Ye-es!