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How many free birthday meals from Denny's does it take to make a person vomit???
lightsneeze:
Happy Birthday!.....and one is enough for me puke
lightsneeze:
Anytime! Hey...are you sure that's your family reunion...cuz they look an awfully lot like my neighbors...haha....have a great day! smile
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Man I got to go pick up the little woman in 20 minutes. That'll be the end of my 'putin' for the night so I better get this up and said already.

My drum teacher gave me a super gay ass smooth jazz fuckin' piece to practice to for the next month. Shit man, all I want to do is rock to like Slayer 'n...
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user092840:
Happy Birthday! biggrin biggrin biggrin
jj_r0x0rz:
happy naked day! i mean birth day!
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Jesus fuckin' christ

... I haven't logged in for ages. I'm surprised these folks kept my profile intact. Guess I got to make friends all over again! whatever
pureblu12225:
yea I remember you smile
its just been awhile and hey guess what I'm taking another math class this next semester smile
pureblu12225:
don't worry I'm in a low math class ...haha strangers never kiss
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I got off of work early today to get my teeth cleaned... next I'm off to my drum lesson on Hawthorne. It's kind of hot out today; well for Portland that is. Back in Sac Town this weather would be considered a relief for normal 110 in the shade June day. Maybe I'll go and by myself a nice shirt o'er at the Red Light...
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pureblu12225:
can't say that I have been around ne math pheeee...eeew hehe I think I'm going to stick with english but if that math thingy slipps my way are you still going to be my personal tutor smile
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"I've got cash in fuck you quantities
Does that make you uncomfortable?
FUCK YOU!...
...And the Range Rover you drove in on!"

The preceding was a paid editorial brought to you by the Brooklyn Funk Society. The veiws presented here do not necessarily reflect those of the author or any of his SG affiliates.
earplug6947:
why did uncle tupolo break up?
what was all the fighting about?
monicaisafreak:
wha??
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Man somebody freeze time... I'm happy!?!
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pureblu12225:
I wish sometimes I could do that but by the time I would have made my wish that time would already have had passed ...
zona:
ugh, i know exactly how you feel!!!!!
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Dear Journal,

OK I like um started taking this class at PSU so that I can become proficient in statistics for my job... and it is hands down the lamest fuckin' class ever and believe me I'm no stranger to dismal, pointless math classes. In fact I even brag about my incredible resilience in enduring their tedium... But the crusty idiot prof teaching this class...
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pureblu12225:
ne thing that puts a smile on my face like someone else gettin hurt (thats bad huh) is fine by me still doesn't take pain away not even the meds are doin that oh well but thanx though
monicaisafreak:
smile
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...Here's closure on the preceding entry:

Super duper hot chick thinx I'm I frikken boring lame-ass loser... Details at eleven.
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monicaisafreak:
Hey i'm a mother, i'm hot, and i ALWAYS give guys a chancewink
monicaisafreak:
Hey, you seem like a really cool dude according to your profile, I have to cancel my account, so if you get this message, I hope you will email me at midnight03@yahoo.com
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Dear Journal,

I'm goin' on a date with a super duper hot chick and you're not...neener neener neener!
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pureblu12225:
yea really how'd it go...?
randomdent:
:p
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Dear Journal,

I'm feelin' a wee bit randy tonight. Need to go find myself a womern!
I've lifted weights to impress onlooking male-physique-objectifying females, readied my pimpest polyesther attire, showered and even shaved...

I plan to hit on anything and everything that moves. Of course I'm bound to get socked a few times but that is certainly a small price to pay since the law...
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pureblu12225:
those are the nights to look forward to huh ...ha
boxterjulep:
She grabbed your ass? Are you sure you want to jump to conclusions? She may have just been trying to pickpocket you and failed miserably.

today's word: randy