MissMisha, my favorite tattoo artist, was right. When I first joined SG, she told me "Welcome to your new obsession." Little did she know! Now I log on several times a day to check for new journal entries, group messages, nastygrams, restraining orders, etc. I am totally obsessed. It's even interfering with my job and I couldn't be happier about it.
The funny thing...
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Ever have one of those "Quantum Leap" moments, where you suddenly find yourself in a strange situation and aren't really sure how you got there?
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It was about 1 am, and there I was trapped in the center seat of an increasingly smoky station wagon, passing joints around a multi-faceted "circle" (more of a dodeca-stoner-hedron acutally) that we strange people had formed. The harder...
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It was about 1 am, and there I was trapped in the center seat of an increasingly smoky station wagon, passing joints around a multi-faceted "circle" (more of a dodeca-stoner-hedron acutally) that we strange people had formed. The harder...
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jerawyn:
HAHAA GARAGE?? We walled up the tandem 1 car garage and made a den (which my sister in law's dad lives in)...the other 2 car part is fulled with crapola!!! Maybe i need the heavy hand of Jessica to sweep away all the clutter...i wanna keep everything. i suck.
my attorney has advised me not to take the yellow acid...
my attorney has advised me not to take the yellow acid...
cherrybomb00:
Wumpskate yay! I added to your photoset and there is a pix of you on wheels--before the fall incident. Your eyes are glowing! Goodtimes!!
I was supposed to meet up with someone special from the site this morning, but things just didn't work out. She seemed to get weird on me at the last minute and we just never ended up hooking up. I was pretty damn groggy from being up ALL NIGHT on Saturday, though, so maybe I cursed out her mother in German and just don't remember...
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flawlesimpurity:
That's funny about you yelling at your cat about your cock.
Dude, that porn-phone story is fucking awesome. You can tell your kids that story one day!
Dude, that porn-phone story is fucking awesome. You can tell your kids that story one day!
cherrybomb00:
I want to be like normal people. hee hee. wumpskate was so much fun. I had fun hanging with you too. I was just so excited to skate, since it has been years. How is your camera? How is your bum? I hope you are able to fix your camera. I was lucky that I didn't eat it, came close a couple of times and my camera and body would of suffered too.
Anyone else out there ever watch Reno 911?
Well, they often film it across the street from where I work, at the Carson Sheriff's Dept. It's great to drive by and see all the characters. Makes me want to yell "RENO 911 ROCKS!!!" out the window as I drive by, but I don't want to be THAT guy...and ruin a perfectly good shot by being...
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Well, they often film it across the street from where I work, at the Carson Sheriff's Dept. It's great to drive by and see all the characters. Makes me want to yell "RENO 911 ROCKS!!!" out the window as I drive by, but I don't want to be THAT guy...and ruin a perfectly good shot by being...
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dclxvi:
Reno 911 rocks my world.
fraggle:
aw, thanks (journal comment) i'm gonna go and put something more smily in my journal now... lates 
Does anyone else have as much trouble getting up in the morning as I do?
I swear to god, when I'm in a tired daze in the morning, an extra 5 minutes of sleep in like a shot of heroin to me. It just seems more important than anything else in my life at the moment.
Once I get up and get going, things are...
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I swear to god, when I'm in a tired daze in the morning, an extra 5 minutes of sleep in like a shot of heroin to me. It just seems more important than anything else in my life at the moment.
Once I get up and get going, things are...
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mineux:
i dont even know if Andrew has days off.... poor baby!!!
dclxvi:
You do snore like a fucking fiend. Unfortunately, you don't live a second life like Tyler Durdan - I would miss you if you were out of the nest.
It's high time I put some pictures of myself up! Also changed my profile pic. Let me know what you all think of them!
And now for something completely different...
You know that song "Just Like a Pill" by Pink? You know the one..."You're just like a pill, instead of making me better, you keep making me ill."
There's something that really bothers me about...
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And now for something completely different...
You know that song "Just Like a Pill" by Pink? You know the one..."You're just like a pill, instead of making me better, you keep making me ill."
There's something that really bothers me about...
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chi:
Thought I lived close enough to the beach to get some sorta breeze....I thought wrong 
Im moving my butt to Hermosa....one day (crosses fingers)
Im moving my butt to Hermosa....one day (crosses fingers)
jerawyn:
hiya! Congratulations on the CERT fire training graduation! Awesome. You're doing stuff others only think about. Way to go! 
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cherrybomb00:
I'll bet it will fly off the shelves.
asvetic:
that is fucking hilarious! LOL!! I want to get that, are they mass marketing it or what?
Fate Rape
Desperately did I seek
Never having felt so meek
In storms with strong winds blowing
My lonliness was at its peak
Finally did we meet
My heart thawed in your heat
As I ignored the ravens crowing
Warning me to retreat
Never would I find for certain
What secrets lurked behind your curtain
But again my blood was flowing
Finally having found another...
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Desperately did I seek
Never having felt so meek
In storms with strong winds blowing
My lonliness was at its peak
Finally did we meet
My heart thawed in your heat
As I ignored the ravens crowing
Warning me to retreat
Never would I find for certain
What secrets lurked behind your curtain
But again my blood was flowing
Finally having found another...
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dclxvi:
Since when did you get deep?
homewrecker:
I'm really not. Well, at least I always do my best to hide it from the surface. Shallow assholes are much more appreciated in life for some reason, and nice guys finish last...
But I had a mood swing yesterday, either from lack of sleep or perhaps this latest batch of Mexican-grade Prozac not working to par, but whatever the reason I was pretty depressed.
I find that in depression exists creativity, so seeing as I had a lot of semi-interesting thoughts floating in my mind, I thought I might try to express rather than repress. Gotta take the inspiration when it comes.
Slept hard last night! Feeling better today. Much lighter-hearted, very funny journal entry to follow soon.
But I had a mood swing yesterday, either from lack of sleep or perhaps this latest batch of Mexican-grade Prozac not working to par, but whatever the reason I was pretty depressed.
I find that in depression exists creativity, so seeing as I had a lot of semi-interesting thoughts floating in my mind, I thought I might try to express rather than repress. Gotta take the inspiration when it comes.
Slept hard last night! Feeling better today. Much lighter-hearted, very funny journal entry to follow soon.
Way overdue for a journal update! Finally got through some tough times at work...the boss was on vacation so I was left in charge. Now she's back so I'm off the hook. That means I've got some free time on my hands again, THANK GAWD! Hopefully nobody felt ignored by me.
So guess what I saw on someone's curb this morning? A freakin' christmas tree!...
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So guess what I saw on someone's curb this morning? A freakin' christmas tree!...
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jerawyn:
Hi Sunshine! Glad to hear you made it thru the week as "bossman"...
obsidian_:
you know one of my good friends in high school..the family decided to keep the christmas tree up year long (it was fake) and they decorated it for every season...
it wasn't out of laziness....(they had the maid take down the other 6 trees....it was cause they were odd like that...
I was uber entertained at my friends graduation when it turned into the graduation card tree....
On a semi related note...the whole california and seasons thing is very confusing it's march it's still suppose to be winter coat season....I am goign to miss my winter coat dearly
it wasn't out of laziness....(they had the maid take down the other 6 trees....it was cause they were odd like that...
I was uber entertained at my friends graduation when it turned into the graduation card tree....
On a semi related note...the whole california and seasons thing is very confusing it's march it's still suppose to be winter coat season....I am goign to miss my winter coat dearly
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fraggle:
yes, yes indeed
mrs_misha:
Welcome to your new obsession 
Homewrecker is the king of my kingdom.
Never stop being naughty with me.