So there are several flavors of "being late":
-You can need to be somewhere in 15 minutes, but realize that it will take you another 30 to get there. At least you are on your way.
-It can dawn on you that you're already supposed to be somewhere else, and so you leave as soon as possible. This is where calling in and blaming traffic...
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-You can need to be somewhere in 15 minutes, but realize that it will take you another 30 to get there. At least you are on your way.
-It can dawn on you that you're already supposed to be somewhere else, and so you leave as soon as possible. This is where calling in and blaming traffic...
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Every morning on the way to work, I pass by the same dead animal on the freeway. The city hasn't bothered to remove the carcass, and no passerby is going to stop to clean it up either, so there it lays. Each day, it's a little less recognizable, a little more of it gets wiped away, and it becomes a little easier for the thousands...
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ltrain:
The song I liked, was the Nirvana song, Lithium. I can't find an mp3 anymore. Maybe you can help, since you found that one.
elicit77:
I got some more Jungle and break beats if you want it. Its DJ Atom One, this kid is tight.
So I didn't go to either night of the Burlesque show this go-round, which is a shame because I hear it was even hotter than the one I did attend last time.
However, I had an even better Friday evening spending time with dclxvi on 3rd Street Promenade. We had dinner at an amazing little Italan restaurant and were seated upstairs away from the crowd....
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However, I had an even better Friday evening spending time with dclxvi on 3rd Street Promenade. We had dinner at an amazing little Italan restaurant and were seated upstairs away from the crowd....
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elicit77:
Word. 
babybeezer:
thanks, good to meet you too!
oh, and SGSF rules.
oh, and SGSF rules.
What the fuck is up with businesses not accepting $100 bills?
After getting shot down at breaking my last c-note at a restaurant and a supermarket, I thought for SURE that a gas station would come to my aid.
Me: "Hi. I need $25 on pump 10. Can you break $100?"
Stupid Fuck behind counter: "No."
Me: "?! You just don't have the change right...
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After getting shot down at breaking my last c-note at a restaurant and a supermarket, I thought for SURE that a gas station would come to my aid.
Me: "Hi. I need $25 on pump 10. Can you break $100?"
Stupid Fuck behind counter: "No."
Me: "?! You just don't have the change right...
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kaliegh:
mark drama ... where to start, where to start.
well, a close friend of mine (brenda) informed me that mark (or someone signed onto marks email account) fwd "private" pics of me to ryan, who is marks roommate, who fwd it to brenda. so basically i told mark to eff off, since he clearly decided to make friends with a completely untrustworthy person who has done little stuff to irritate us both since day 1.
so a few days pass and i talk to brenda, she tells me he's really bent out of shape that im not talking to him and such and such and yadda yadda. and im like, whatever. i dont care at that point. but he calls me the next morning and is like, im really really sorry and i think we need to talk (shootin the shit) so i say that ill be home the next day and we can hang out and pippi is over, so we watch movies and talk and shit seems cool.
besides all of this drama, i agreed to fix his computer for him in exchange for some good chronic because of all the medical drama and i dont have any money to spend on it.
so last night i was freaking out because i havent been to the er in a week and a half and im just generally fatigued. so i wanted him to stop by and give me some, since he said he'd have some on wednesday. and he's generally being self-centered and he made a snide comment and i hung up on him and vented to pippi about it, which she in turn called him and they yelled for a while, and then me and mark yelled, and then i find out my brother's inconsiderate friends left the door ajar earlier and my great dane and german shepard mix have been gone for who knows how long. so i hang up with him and call my friend aaron for extra searching power. well while we are driving around for hours and hours looking for her, he calls melissas cell phone to apologize and say he'll be over tonight after work.
anyways, im not counting on him being here or anything. and im more stressed out about the fact that my dogs are still missing.
well, a close friend of mine (brenda) informed me that mark (or someone signed onto marks email account) fwd "private" pics of me to ryan, who is marks roommate, who fwd it to brenda. so basically i told mark to eff off, since he clearly decided to make friends with a completely untrustworthy person who has done little stuff to irritate us both since day 1.
so a few days pass and i talk to brenda, she tells me he's really bent out of shape that im not talking to him and such and such and yadda yadda. and im like, whatever. i dont care at that point. but he calls me the next morning and is like, im really really sorry and i think we need to talk (shootin the shit) so i say that ill be home the next day and we can hang out and pippi is over, so we watch movies and talk and shit seems cool.
besides all of this drama, i agreed to fix his computer for him in exchange for some good chronic because of all the medical drama and i dont have any money to spend on it.
so last night i was freaking out because i havent been to the er in a week and a half and im just generally fatigued. so i wanted him to stop by and give me some, since he said he'd have some on wednesday. and he's generally being self-centered and he made a snide comment and i hung up on him and vented to pippi about it, which she in turn called him and they yelled for a while, and then me and mark yelled, and then i find out my brother's inconsiderate friends left the door ajar earlier and my great dane and german shepard mix have been gone for who knows how long. so i hang up with him and call my friend aaron for extra searching power. well while we are driving around for hours and hours looking for her, he calls melissas cell phone to apologize and say he'll be over tonight after work.
anyways, im not counting on him being here or anything. and im more stressed out about the fact that my dogs are still missing.
After 5 long days of being without my wife, it's good to have that sweet sweet wonderful woman back in my arms again. I am a lucky man.
It's funny - I normally don't do too well mentally when alone, so I've tried to surround myself with people the whole time. I had friends over everyday, even threw a little party, kept a steady supply...
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It's funny - I normally don't do too well mentally when alone, so I've tried to surround myself with people the whole time. I had friends over everyday, even threw a little party, kept a steady supply...
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dclxvi:
I'm glad to be back - I love our home.
I'm still laughing about you dumpster diving at the porn shop.
I'm still laughing about you dumpster diving at the porn shop.
pippi:
SUPPA FREAAAAAAAAAAAAAK SUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUPPA FREEEEEEEEEEEEAK...bleh 
Captain's Binge Log - Day 3
With alcohol reserves running high, I took the USS Widowmaker on another sidewalk voyage. Driving is fun. Pedestrians move slowly. You do the math.
Update:
Binge Log Supplemental - Day 3.5
It's confirmed...my job is definitely interfering with my drinking. They made me take a test and it turns out that there are trace amounts of blood and other...
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With alcohol reserves running high, I took the USS Widowmaker on another sidewalk voyage. Driving is fun. Pedestrians move slowly. You do the math.
Update:
Binge Log Supplemental - Day 3.5
It's confirmed...my job is definitely interfering with my drinking. They made me take a test and it turns out that there are trace amounts of blood and other...
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pearl:
Are you coming to SGB?? Can you bring me boxers in size 34-38? THANKS!! 
spaceheater:
Hey there, sorry I didn't make it to the antiprom. The starter on my car decided to die on Saturday. I just got it back today 
. So I hope it went well. I looked up those things you told me about on Erowid-looks like a lot of fun, kinda sorry I didn't get a chance to try those
Have fun with your lady!
. So I hope it went well. I looked up those things you told me about on Erowid-looks like a lot of fun, kinda sorry I didn't get a chance to try those
Have fun with your lady!
I'm still catching a buzz from last night. I'll sleep when I'm dead.
So the turnout at anti-prom wasn't quite as large as I was hoping for, but on the bright side that means I have enough alcohol leftover to entertain again. Or I could just go on a binge...should easily last me through the rest of weekend.
Thanks to all who came, it was...
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So the turnout at anti-prom wasn't quite as large as I was hoping for, but on the bright side that means I have enough alcohol leftover to entertain again. Or I could just go on a binge...should easily last me through the rest of weekend.
Thanks to all who came, it was...
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fraggle:
hey, sorry i missed out on your thang, hope it went well...
yah, i was busy entertaining my mom that day till late... mom and little brother... but anyways i'm sure i'll have a spare moment sooner or later...
yah, i was busy entertaining my mom that day till late... mom and little brother... but anyways i'm sure i'll have a spare moment sooner or later...
cherrybomb00:
sorry I missed your party. Got drunk watching the lakers. Lawndale man, Lawndale.....oy.
Ouch!
Just when you think you're getting to really know and like someone, they can still let you down. There's an old saying, "Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me." I don't allow people that second chance to backstab me. Scorched earth, baby.
So it kinda sucks and hurts, but I had to let this person go. It would take...
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Just when you think you're getting to really know and like someone, they can still let you down. There's an old saying, "Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me." I don't allow people that second chance to backstab me. Scorched earth, baby.
So it kinda sucks and hurts, but I had to let this person go. It would take...
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chi:
Is it when you dont
elicit77:
1. FMF threesome-----did that (4 times)
2. Bungee Jump------haven't done it
3. Sky Dive------doing that this summer
4. Learn to Surf-------already know how
5. Learn to ride motorcycle-------already know how
OK, lets see who can finish this list first. If I finish first, then you owe me $10 dollars and vice versa....
2. Bungee Jump------haven't done it
3. Sky Dive------doing that this summer
4. Learn to Surf-------already know how
5. Learn to ride motorcycle-------already know how
OK, lets see who can finish this list first. If I finish first, then you owe me $10 dollars and vice versa....
One would think that with the advent of display screens at drive-thru restaurants that order accuracy would improve markedly. But NO... it turns out they are only there for the amusement and frustation of the patrons.
Here's an example from this morning:
"I want 2 sausage biscuits with NO egg, a hashbrown, and a large diet coke".
Here's what gets displayed:
4 SAUSAGE BISC
X...
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Here's an example from this morning:
"I want 2 sausage biscuits with NO egg, a hashbrown, and a large diet coke".
Here's what gets displayed:
4 SAUSAGE BISC
X...
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tarnish:
baha! The only thing I can say for sure, is that...if I had taken your order...you would have got what you paid for. We have a lot of dip shits at my store too though. The one girl in first window(drive), always seems to forget that our ice cream machine is down. Even though it has been down for over 2 weeks. So we get at least 6 pissed off parents a day, because timmy wanted a fucking ice cream cone, and cookies just arent cutting it. It's incredibly annoying. I feel your pain man.
I dont eat McD's So I dont deal with the mcCrack factor, but i know it's there. I see some people in my store, 2-3 times a day. Every single day. If thats not addicted, I dont know what is.
We have a lot of dip shits at my store too though. The one girl in first window(drive), always seems to forget that our ice cream machine is down. Even though it has been down for over 2 weeks. So we get at least 6 pissed off parents a day, because timmy wanted a fucking ice cream cone, and cookies just arent cutting it. It's incredibly annoying. I feel your pain man.
I dont eat McD's So I dont deal with the mcCrack factor, but i know it's there. I see some people in my store, 2-3 times a day. Every single day. If thats not addicted, I dont know what is.
dharmabox:
and god forbid you try to special order anything then you're totally fucked! 
oh and micky "D"s is just a heart attack wiating to happen! lol!
oh and micky "D"s is just a heart attack wiating to happen! lol!
Man am I tired today.
After a long grueling day at work yesterday (I hate Mondays), I did get a chance to visit a few peeps from SG.
Hung out with Seether at his place for a bit. That fucker is so cool, ice cubes put him in their drinks.
Later, Cattra and I went to hang out with Rae and her man Derek at...
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After a long grueling day at work yesterday (I hate Mondays), I did get a chance to visit a few peeps from SG.
Hung out with Seether at his place for a bit. That fucker is so cool, ice cubes put him in their drinks.
Later, Cattra and I went to hang out with Rae and her man Derek at...
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cherrybomb00:
Reptiles....those are my brothers and sisters. If my skin ever freaks out to extreme, I figured I'd join the circus as "Lizard Lady". (but that hasn't happened yet).
Thanks for the offer but I never make my bed. I don't see the point since I get in it every night and mess it up more, and I don't like it tucked in. I like my feet & everything else to be free to poke out.
Thanks for the offer but I never make my bed. I don't see the point since I get in it every night and mess it up more, and I don't like it tucked in. I like my feet & everything else to be free to poke out.
ltrain:
Hey! Yes, I'm going to prom. I know, I know.. you are thee Anti-Prom! But hey... smoke a good one for me.
[Edited on May 12, 2004 7:47PM]
I know, I know.. you are thee Anti-Prom! But hey... smoke a good one for me. [Edited on May 12, 2004 7:47PM]
hope you get over your troubles this weekend maybe a little 420 will do the trick hmmm?