I'm such a whore. I'd do anything for enough money.
Everyone has their price. Now I know what many of you are thinking, "Oh no! Not me. There are some things I just wouldn't do no matter what."
You'll suck your daddy's dick if I tell you to! Maybe not for money, but what if I'm holding a gun to your head? "Not me. You'd just have to kill me. I have my morals."
Okay, what if I hold a gun to your wife's head? Or your mother's? Or if I threaten to rape your daughter? THEN you'll do what I tell you. See? EVERYONE has their price.
Mine just happens to be negotiable.
I'd just rather it not come to somone holding a knife to my balls. So, that being said... anyone have a dirty jobs they need done? People hurt? Property stolen? I'd even kill if the price was right (but it'd have to be a LOT of money - enough to hire Johnny Cochran and then some).
Dirty deeds done dirt cheap, baby.
Everyone has their price. Now I know what many of you are thinking, "Oh no! Not me. There are some things I just wouldn't do no matter what."
You'll suck your daddy's dick if I tell you to! Maybe not for money, but what if I'm holding a gun to your head? "Not me. You'd just have to kill me. I have my morals."
Okay, what if I hold a gun to your wife's head? Or your mother's? Or if I threaten to rape your daughter? THEN you'll do what I tell you. See? EVERYONE has their price.
Mine just happens to be negotiable.
I'd just rather it not come to somone holding a knife to my balls. So, that being said... anyone have a dirty jobs they need done? People hurt? Property stolen? I'd even kill if the price was right (but it'd have to be a LOT of money - enough to hire Johnny Cochran and then some).
Dirty deeds done dirt cheap, baby.
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faelynia:
whore.
lucifersmile:
you dirty bitch. haha. get even, screw the man.