Time for a morality check-up! How is your afterlife looking?
The seven deadly sins:
PRIDE/VANITY - Guilty! I spend more time looking in the mirror than most women I know.
ENVY - Who doesn't know somone that has something they want?
GLUTTONY - I live in excess, sure, but as far as literally consuming food? Nah...I exercise more and eat less these days. I'm losing weight and gaining bulk. Heaven here I come.
LUST - Guilty. Oh so guilty...
ANGER/WRATH - I'm a nice guy by default, I really am - but my evil side is definitely there for those who deserve it. I seek to empower the devil on my shoulder more and knock the angel down a peg or two...
GREED - Tough call. By all accounts, I am often described as a generous person to those around me. But I definitely fit the definition of having an inordiantly high desire for wealth and other personal gain, and work hard getting it any way possible.
SLOTH - Externally, I am in high gear from the moment I get up to the time I pass out from exhaustion at night. Internally, all I ever want to do is NOTHING...just sleep, smoke dope, and relax. But my GREED overpowers my SLOTH, and thusly I am currently not guilty of this sin.
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My score: 4 out of 7. Maybe more.
I consider myself a pretty good guy at heart...if god or satan or whomever is like-minded, I'll hopefully only end up in Limbo for my after-days, but may be thrown as deep as the fourth ring with all the other wasteful and greedy fuckers.
All hope abandon, ye who enter in!
How do you score?
The seven deadly sins:
PRIDE/VANITY - Guilty! I spend more time looking in the mirror than most women I know.
ENVY - Who doesn't know somone that has something they want?
GLUTTONY - I live in excess, sure, but as far as literally consuming food? Nah...I exercise more and eat less these days. I'm losing weight and gaining bulk. Heaven here I come.
LUST - Guilty. Oh so guilty...
ANGER/WRATH - I'm a nice guy by default, I really am - but my evil side is definitely there for those who deserve it. I seek to empower the devil on my shoulder more and knock the angel down a peg or two...
GREED - Tough call. By all accounts, I am often described as a generous person to those around me. But I definitely fit the definition of having an inordiantly high desire for wealth and other personal gain, and work hard getting it any way possible.
SLOTH - Externally, I am in high gear from the moment I get up to the time I pass out from exhaustion at night. Internally, all I ever want to do is NOTHING...just sleep, smoke dope, and relax. But my GREED overpowers my SLOTH, and thusly I am currently not guilty of this sin.
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My score: 4 out of 7. Maybe more.
I consider myself a pretty good guy at heart...if god or satan or whomever is like-minded, I'll hopefully only end up in Limbo for my after-days, but may be thrown as deep as the fourth ring with all the other wasteful and greedy fuckers.
All hope abandon, ye who enter in!
How do you score?
VIEW 14 of 14 COMMENTS
rojo:
i agree - i've smoked a lot of quality mota on the islands. and the last time i was on maui, a local pulled up along side of our car with a big smile on his face and an even bigger pot plant in his lap, and asked us if we wanted to buy the plant. we declined, but were nonetheless thoroughly amused.
elicit77:
LUST, ANGER/WRATH, GREED: I'm guilty. I'm already going to hell, fuck it. I wasn't always this way until I turned 13 then shit started going down hill with the LUST, ANGER/WRATH, GREED thing. But I do think, I have refined all those things to perfection. 