homewrecker

Who wants to hear something sick? Check out the latest product from Yoplait, the yogurt people:



That's not photoshopped, that is an honest-to-goodness scan of the real packaging. I know for sure, I scanned it myself. And yes, you read that right: Donkeyberry Punch!

Do you really want to give your kids something named after the infamous sexual maneuver?

For those of you who have no idea of what I am talking about, a Donkey Punch is when a man, while having sex doggy style, nears climax and punches his partner in the back of the head, causing all of her muscles to tighten from the pain & shock. This supposedly creates the effect of the tightest pussy/asshole ever.

So, that being cleared up, WHAT WAS YOPLAIT THINKING? Doesn't at least ONE person in the marketing division know a little street lingo? Are they that out of touch with the average perverted citizen? The vast majority of men never have/would do this to a partner, but just about every man has heard the term in the lockerroom at some point in there lives. Every man except those working at Yoplait, I guess.

I can see the commercial now..."Want your kids to have fun? Give them a donkeyberry punch!" Yikes.

What's next? Dark Chocolate Sanchez? Golden Lemonade Shower? Gaylord Perry Cherry? All I know is that Shrek better keep his "ogreberries" away from me...