What is the famous chinese saying? Be careful what you wish for? Due to my semi chronic constipation problem, I generally welcome and/or wish for a case of diarrhea. I know, I know...gross. But you try not going to the bathroom for days or only shitting rabbit turds---you'd long for the runs to.
Anyway, one of my jobs requires me to get up and out of my house quiet early, so I accept that 2 times a week, I may be poo hording as I generally won't go to the pottie aftet a certain time of day or in a public restroom. When I started crapping last night inexplicably, I figured it was all because I had eating a lot of beans the past two days, alone with other fiber infused foods, and had just not had a chance to pass them through my system due to my schedule.
Uhhh maybe not.
Last night, I was forced to the toilet so many times I missed the movie my boyfriend and I had started to watch (21). I honestly only saw a total of 30 mintues of the movie...and most of that 30 mins were broken up as well. I thought it was over after I was able to lay down and not have to jumo strait back up and run to el toliet. But this morning, my ass is makeing out with the porclain again.
I just spoke to my mother and she works for the health department. Theres a poop virus attaking people. She thinks I probably got it at the gym.
Honestly, I had no idea had tha much poo in me to begin with. I mean on one hand I am glad to get all this shit out of me..literally, but I sort of feel crappy now...no pun intended. I felt okay the first four times, but its like the 15th time now and I feel oogy.
Plus I have to get shit done today...once again, no pun intended. I need to buy Keith his birthday gifts, and I have a meeting at one of my jobs.
Anyway, one of my jobs requires me to get up and out of my house quiet early, so I accept that 2 times a week, I may be poo hording as I generally won't go to the pottie aftet a certain time of day or in a public restroom. When I started crapping last night inexplicably, I figured it was all because I had eating a lot of beans the past two days, alone with other fiber infused foods, and had just not had a chance to pass them through my system due to my schedule.
Uhhh maybe not.
Last night, I was forced to the toilet so many times I missed the movie my boyfriend and I had started to watch (21). I honestly only saw a total of 30 mintues of the movie...and most of that 30 mins were broken up as well. I thought it was over after I was able to lay down and not have to jumo strait back up and run to el toliet. But this morning, my ass is makeing out with the porclain again.
I just spoke to my mother and she works for the health department. Theres a poop virus attaking people. She thinks I probably got it at the gym.
Honestly, I had no idea had tha much poo in me to begin with. I mean on one hand I am glad to get all this shit out of me..literally, but I sort of feel crappy now...no pun intended. I felt okay the first four times, but its like the 15th time now and I feel oogy.
Plus I have to get shit done today...once again, no pun intended. I need to buy Keith his birthday gifts, and I have a meeting at one of my jobs.