ever really love a band and then you realize the lyrics, and your like "wow, this totally sucks. i wish i didnt know this amazing song that makes me want to conquer the world is really about a trip to the grocery store or not being good at picking up women" or whatever...ok well arab strap is the oppisite. the band is good, really good to listen to at night witha whiskey and water, but the lyrics are amazing it's like "wow i cant believe this beautiful song is really about getting a blowjob from an ex girlfriend and how she isnt worth the hassel cause it took a month for you 2 to kiss each other good". here's some lyrics from
band: arah strap
album:philophobia
"it was the biggest cock you'd ever seen, but you've no idea where that cock has been. you said you were careful-you never were with me. i heard you did it four times and johnnies come in packs of three"
"it'd be nice to say, then, that thats where the story ends but she came away with some pish about still being friends. she seemed sincere so i thought i'd give her a chance and it was okay until i found her with her hands down someone else's pants. i pulled them apart, it was all i could think to do, and then another guy she knew flew to her rescue. he tried to kick my head in to impress her cause he was trying to poke her. i came home greeting and bleeding and my mum threatened to go round to her house and choke her"
"we were lying in bed, staring at the moon and i was wondering if i was supposed to be in love, but we couldnt quite decide if the moon was full but i thought, well, tonight it is full enough"
"even in this light, your tits look white against the tanning, and i know we're a couple no cause we went down the family planning. it hit me in the waiting room when you were getting what you need, but i cant help be a bit disappointed when you start to bleed"
"i mean you're cute and you're innocent and you're nice and all that but you barely even drink"
band: arah strap
album:philophobia
"it was the biggest cock you'd ever seen, but you've no idea where that cock has been. you said you were careful-you never were with me. i heard you did it four times and johnnies come in packs of three"
"it'd be nice to say, then, that thats where the story ends but she came away with some pish about still being friends. she seemed sincere so i thought i'd give her a chance and it was okay until i found her with her hands down someone else's pants. i pulled them apart, it was all i could think to do, and then another guy she knew flew to her rescue. he tried to kick my head in to impress her cause he was trying to poke her. i came home greeting and bleeding and my mum threatened to go round to her house and choke her"
"we were lying in bed, staring at the moon and i was wondering if i was supposed to be in love, but we couldnt quite decide if the moon was full but i thought, well, tonight it is full enough"
"even in this light, your tits look white against the tanning, and i know we're a couple no cause we went down the family planning. it hit me in the waiting room when you were getting what you need, but i cant help be a bit disappointed when you start to bleed"
"i mean you're cute and you're innocent and you're nice and all that but you barely even drink"
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Anyway, I mailed it this morning, so it should be good to go.
Can you make cupcakes? Now I've got an unholy craving for them.
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