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Wednesday May 09, 2007

May 9, 2007
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i am stuck at home using henna on my hair to dye it. turns out normal hair dye causes allergic reations if you have a bunch of tattoos....before it made my head itch and now i break ou tin hives. so i put this fucked up green shit that smells like hippie, and i have to wait like 2 hours...so i am lurking on the internet. i found some great quotes on overheardinnewyork.com.

here's a couple:

Does Anybody Care That I'm Part Siamese?

Small boy: Mom, I found a kitten!
Mother: Name him Cletus.
Small boy: Cletus, you my only nigga.
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Can I Have a Little Childhood, Here?
A stray kitten wanders up to a little girl who bends down to pet it.

Mom: Come on, sweetie, it's time to cross the street.
Little girl, dismayed: But I'm petting the kitty.
Mom: Honey, we need to go. Say bye-bye, now.
Little girl: Goddammit, mommy, I'm petting the kitty!
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Teen boy to friend: Don't trust women -- they have vaginas. It's where they keep all their secrets and lies!
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She Must Be Who They Have in Mind When They Say 99% Effective
Teen #1 looking down at bikini top: [Sighs] I wish my boobs were bigger. I can't wait until one day when I'm pregnant -- then they'll grow.
Teen #2: Why don't you go on birth control? That made Jen's* and Michelle's* get a whole cup bigger.
Teen #3: Yeah, Kelly's*, too.
Teen #1: Really?! Oh, man! I'm gonna go on birth control and get knocked up. Then they'd be huge!
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Still, This Is an Improvement on Their Last Appearance
Hoochie to friends: Okay, girls, our goal for this weekend is to not end up on the Internet again.


VIEW 6 of 6 COMMENTS
requiem:
I missed you at prom.
May 14, 2007
alabama:
you stayed home? i stayed home, i thought you were going to hate me! i had to be up at the crack of dawn for a class on sunday. oh we are both in trouble, we flacked on each other. now we really have to hang out and have a reunion!!! i love you too!!!
May 14, 2007

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