Oh boy, I'm really sick of the hate. I mean, seriously, how much time and energy does he HAVE laying around that he can write these long nasty emails to me about how I've become a "non-working, obese, closed-minded, welfare-scam-artist, looking for extra handouts..."
He wonders why I haven't found the time to write him back?! Would YOU dignify that kind of nonsense with a response? Hell no! I have better things to do with myself and my precious time than to fill my heart with hate like that and then spill it across the internet.
If you think THAT little ditty was bad, you should read the rest of the fabulously scathing email. Don't cry for me though, I'm used to it. He's been sending me emails like that one for years now. Really it doesn't bother me as much as it could. I am a firm believer in not owning what's not mine.
Not that I wouldn't love to rip into HIM as well...at least defend myself a little (as in: did you just call me non-working because i'm a stay at home mother?! nice one! i could have an army of stay at home mommies on your ass in a heartbeat suckah!)
Or I could say...don't hate because I've lived a far more exciting life than you! Because I'm better educated, got married, had a baby (named after our late father), and had lots more sexy sex than you! Really...
Sure, sure...I'm a horrible person because I got naked on the internet (wait, what are we doing here?!).
And maybe my family is broke...but so is half the country. Am I on welfare? Nope. We didn't qualify last time we tried that "scam." We ARE on foodstamps though...with the other record number of families since the inception of the program. I'm not ashamed.
You liked his openeing to the letter? You want more? Here's a good one:
"I've had 0 interaction with the police since you left after sleeping pregnant on a park bench... can you and keith say the same? I've had zero arguments or disagreements with friends... zero problems at work... zero drama with my girlfriend's family... zero drama with my ability to earn, to provide... missed zero days on the job... had zero drama with drinking... should I go on? I get along with everyone and have wonderful relationships at work. It cracks me up that you project "drama" on me. And everyone else."
Now this just makes me think you need to get out more!
By the way, this was a letter from my brother...nice...
Peace out my fellow obese stay at home mommies!!!
He wonders why I haven't found the time to write him back?! Would YOU dignify that kind of nonsense with a response? Hell no! I have better things to do with myself and my precious time than to fill my heart with hate like that and then spill it across the internet.
If you think THAT little ditty was bad, you should read the rest of the fabulously scathing email. Don't cry for me though, I'm used to it. He's been sending me emails like that one for years now. Really it doesn't bother me as much as it could. I am a firm believer in not owning what's not mine.
Not that I wouldn't love to rip into HIM as well...at least defend myself a little (as in: did you just call me non-working because i'm a stay at home mother?! nice one! i could have an army of stay at home mommies on your ass in a heartbeat suckah!)
Or I could say...don't hate because I've lived a far more exciting life than you! Because I'm better educated, got married, had a baby (named after our late father), and had lots more sexy sex than you! Really...
Sure, sure...I'm a horrible person because I got naked on the internet (wait, what are we doing here?!).
And maybe my family is broke...but so is half the country. Am I on welfare? Nope. We didn't qualify last time we tried that "scam." We ARE on foodstamps though...with the other record number of families since the inception of the program. I'm not ashamed.
You liked his openeing to the letter? You want more? Here's a good one:
"I've had 0 interaction with the police since you left after sleeping pregnant on a park bench... can you and keith say the same? I've had zero arguments or disagreements with friends... zero problems at work... zero drama with my girlfriend's family... zero drama with my ability to earn, to provide... missed zero days on the job... had zero drama with drinking... should I go on? I get along with everyone and have wonderful relationships at work. It cracks me up that you project "drama" on me. And everyone else."
Now this just makes me think you need to get out more!
By the way, this was a letter from my brother...nice...
Peace out my fellow obese stay at home mommies!!!
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gangstaswan:
Your bro sounds like mine. He calls me a cheater and a loser who is doing nothing with her life and will be alone forever. Yet, I have a job and can pay my bills without relying on Mommy and Daddy. Brothers sure are fun!
gangstaswan:
Exactly. I'm literally living on my own. I don 't have a solid relationship (so no one to answer to). I pay my own bills (so what if I'm in credit card debt because of him) and don't need to curry favor with the family. Stupid idiots they are! Go us.