**Being tired of surveys written by 14 year olds, someone came up with this one that was supposedly for the "pepople in the real world."**
1. Worst damage you ever took in a fight?
Check it...but don't worry, I hit him first...
2. Most money you ever owed a utility company?
I remember having to pay $300 to get my electricity turned back on...
3. Last time you got kicked out of a bar?
I've never been kicked out of a bar...I was the bartender, I kicked YOU out!
4. Longest time you slept in a car?
I've never overnighted it in a car...but I'm pretty sure this is going to change...
5. Most fucked up nickname you've ever been given?
My shop name: Fifi...yeah, like a poodle.
6. Worst job you ever had?
I dunno...I'm always grateful to be making money...so I guess I've liked all my jobs.
7. Shortest job you've ever had?
Assistant to an entertainment lawyer in NYC.
He was a screamer and paid shit...didn't take long for me to get the hell out of there.
8. Longest romantic relationship?
9 months? I was 18 years old.
9. Shortest romantic relationship?
lol, overnight...
10. Food that you would eat til you puked?
Pizza Hut quepapas...no doubt
11. Food that even looking at makes you puke?
tongue? brains? eyeballs...
12. What music saved your life?
Aw...so much, so much...You're gonna have to pick an age to get any info out of me...I can't even narrow that down.
13. Person you miss the most in the world?
Daddy...and my big brother.
14. Worst movie you've ever seen?
"Enough" with J-Lo...
Seriously inaccurate portrayal of domestic violence.
If you have time to coat yourself in vaseline...it doesn't matter if he beat you...you're going to jail.
15. Best movie you've ever seen?
The Outsiders
16. Craziest shit you've ever done sober?
I've scaled down the side of an Alaskan cliff in the middle of the night to retrieve supplies that had fallen down there...
Ooooooooor....there was the whole monster truck driving thing...I dunno...I do a lot of crazy shit when I'm sober...that's why I stay drunk...it's safer...
17. Ever almost die?
Yup.
18. Ever fistfight a member of the opposite sex?
Review #1
19. Best place you have ever lived?
NEW YORK FUCKING CITY
20. Worst place you have ever lived?
You won't believe me when I tell you...but right now I'd say this shit hole is worse than Houston.
21. Bad habit you have had for the longest time?
Smoking.
22. Noise that makes you want to punch people?
whining
23. Your favorite tattoo?
I love them all.
24. Least favorite tattoo?
I love them all.
25. At your poorest, were you a ramen noodle or Mac and cheeze afficianado?
Mac and Cheese?! That's some fancy shit if you're as poor as I was!! I was down to rice and mustard...
26. Most money you have ever spent on a single meal?
I don't eat out much.
27. Best gift you ever got?
I don't get gifts that often.
28. Best pet you ever had?
My kitties!!!
29. Ever run from the cops?
yes...
30. money or health?
Health...no money...no, health, definitely health...I think...
1. Worst damage you ever took in a fight?
Check it...but don't worry, I hit him first...
2. Most money you ever owed a utility company?
I remember having to pay $300 to get my electricity turned back on...
3. Last time you got kicked out of a bar?
I've never been kicked out of a bar...I was the bartender, I kicked YOU out!
4. Longest time you slept in a car?
I've never overnighted it in a car...but I'm pretty sure this is going to change...
5. Most fucked up nickname you've ever been given?
My shop name: Fifi...yeah, like a poodle.
6. Worst job you ever had?
I dunno...I'm always grateful to be making money...so I guess I've liked all my jobs.
7. Shortest job you've ever had?
Assistant to an entertainment lawyer in NYC.
He was a screamer and paid shit...didn't take long for me to get the hell out of there.
8. Longest romantic relationship?
9 months? I was 18 years old.
9. Shortest romantic relationship?
lol, overnight...
10. Food that you would eat til you puked?
Pizza Hut quepapas...no doubt
11. Food that even looking at makes you puke?
tongue? brains? eyeballs...
12. What music saved your life?
Aw...so much, so much...You're gonna have to pick an age to get any info out of me...I can't even narrow that down.
13. Person you miss the most in the world?
Daddy...and my big brother.
14. Worst movie you've ever seen?
"Enough" with J-Lo...
Seriously inaccurate portrayal of domestic violence.
If you have time to coat yourself in vaseline...it doesn't matter if he beat you...you're going to jail.
15. Best movie you've ever seen?
The Outsiders
16. Craziest shit you've ever done sober?
I've scaled down the side of an Alaskan cliff in the middle of the night to retrieve supplies that had fallen down there...
Ooooooooor....there was the whole monster truck driving thing...I dunno...I do a lot of crazy shit when I'm sober...that's why I stay drunk...it's safer...
17. Ever almost die?
Yup.
18. Ever fistfight a member of the opposite sex?
Review #1
19. Best place you have ever lived?
NEW YORK FUCKING CITY
20. Worst place you have ever lived?
You won't believe me when I tell you...but right now I'd say this shit hole is worse than Houston.
21. Bad habit you have had for the longest time?
Smoking.
22. Noise that makes you want to punch people?
whining
23. Your favorite tattoo?
I love them all.
24. Least favorite tattoo?
I love them all.
25. At your poorest, were you a ramen noodle or Mac and cheeze afficianado?
Mac and Cheese?! That's some fancy shit if you're as poor as I was!! I was down to rice and mustard...
26. Most money you have ever spent on a single meal?
I don't eat out much.
27. Best gift you ever got?
I don't get gifts that often.
28. Best pet you ever had?
My kitties!!!
29. Ever run from the cops?
yes...
30. money or health?
Health...no money...no, health, definitely health...I think...
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