"All the ways you wish you could be, that's me. I look like you wanna look, I fuck like you wanna fuck.
I am smart, capable, and most importantly, I am free in all the ways that you are not."
boyfriend/gf application
-Do you think I'm hot?
-What was the last thing that you ate?
-What would be an ideal date?
-Would you shower for our date?
-Do you drink diet drinks cause you think you're fat?
-What would you do if I started to act like a retard if we were together in public?
-Do you have a hairy back?
-Are you Hairy?
-Would you make out with me?
-Would you make out with another girl? for me?
-Would you get jealous if other girls were talking to me?
-Are you intimidated by video cameras?
-Nelson or Winger?
-Would you let me serenade you with a John Tesh song?
-How about Barry White?
-would you jump in the pit at a concert with me?
-Are you a vegetarian?
-Do you drive?
-What would be an ideal movie to watch with me?
-What is your nationality?
-Do you think I would smell like cabbage?
-Would you spoon with me?
-Best four words to describe me...
-Would your parents like me?
-Have you ever seen a UFO?
-Would you enjoy it if I dressed up like one of the guys from Motley Crue for "shout at the devil" era?
-Do you snore?
-Do you like "romantic walks to the convenience store"?
-would you still go on a date me if I lost my boobies?
I am smart, capable, and most importantly, I am free in all the ways that you are not."
boyfriend/gf application
-Do you think I'm hot?
-What was the last thing that you ate?
-What would be an ideal date?
-Would you shower for our date?
-Do you drink diet drinks cause you think you're fat?
-What would you do if I started to act like a retard if we were together in public?
-Do you have a hairy back?
-Are you Hairy?
-Would you make out with me?
-Would you make out with another girl? for me?
-Would you get jealous if other girls were talking to me?
-Are you intimidated by video cameras?
-Nelson or Winger?
-Would you let me serenade you with a John Tesh song?
-How about Barry White?
-would you jump in the pit at a concert with me?
-Are you a vegetarian?
-Do you drive?
-What would be an ideal movie to watch with me?
-What is your nationality?
-Do you think I would smell like cabbage?
-Would you spoon with me?
-Best four words to describe me...
-Would your parents like me?
-Have you ever seen a UFO?
-Would you enjoy it if I dressed up like one of the guys from Motley Crue for "shout at the devil" era?
-Do you snore?
-Do you like "romantic walks to the convenience store"?
-would you still go on a date me if I lost my boobies?
VIEW 5 of 5 COMMENTS
-Do you think I'm hot?
I drool just about anytime I see your pics
-What was the last thing that you ate?
TWIX
-What would be an ideal date?
Go to a few of the more unknown clubs in town, then try and find a theater that is playing some old indie films from the 70's. Go downtown and people watch together
-Would you shower for our date?
Yep, and after to
-Do you drink diet drinks cause you think you're fat?
I hate diet drinks taste terrible, key to a diet is eat less workout more. I'm not fat in the least
-What would you do if I started to act like a retard if we were together in public? I'd play along and people would point and stare at the two retards
-Do you have a hairy back? no, very little hair anywhere
-Are you Hairy? No most chicks are harier than me
-Would you make out with me? You have to hit me with a stick not to
-Would you make out with another girl? for me? Yea, as long as you were cool with it and wanted to watch
-Would you get jealous if other girls were talking to me?
Nope, dated a ton of Bi girls and know how to deal with it very well
-Are you intimidated by video cameras? Nope
-Nelson or Winger? Winger
-Would you let me serenade you with a John Tesh song?
Yea anything coming out of your mouth would be groovy with me, as long as I don't have to dodge it
-How about Barry White? Yea
-would you jump in the pit at a concert with me? I'd already be in the pit by the time you realized a pit had started.
-Are you a vegetarian? Nope, I have a genetic condition that prevents me from eating fruits or vegtables, it runs in my family
-Do you drive? Nope, I have been involved in over 13 car accidents as a passenger, I gave it up
-What would be an ideal movie to watch with me? Clock work orange
-What is your nationality? USA
-Do you think I would smell like cabbage? Not the first smell that come to mind
-Would you spoon with me? Hell yeah
-Best four words to describe me.. MY PERFECT DREAM GIRL.
-Would your parents like me?, Yea my mom would see you and say isn't that the girl you've been blabbing about being with since you were a little kid?
-Have you ever seen a UFO? No, i'm not that lucky
-Would you enjoy it if I dressed up like one of the guys from Motley Crue for "shout at the devil" era?
Taht would be fun, when I was a kid I had a hand cuff belt I'd wear to school
-Do you snore? Nope
-Do you like "romantic walks to the convenience store"?
Yea I like to go outside and wander the city with a girl I like
-would you still go on a date me if I lost my boobies? yea, your face is your best feature, you have a cute bod to and although I like your boobies that are not required by me.
chocolate pud
cinema back row
yes cleans mean
more bothered about wots in it
fuck off your bonkers!
slightly
oh yes
yes
no
no
nelson i have three of their albums
whos he
bazzas cool
rock the pit anyday
no i eat meat and pussy!
yes drive like a speed demon
basic instinct if this doesnt get you goin nothin will
english
yes
sassy red headed chick
dont know
crues home sweet home outfits are better!
gears cool
big style snore monster
walks love em
you dont fuck boobs
cheers bash!