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So I just found out that my phone bill is like $188....which is fantastic considering my monthly charges are about $55, and it's 4 in the morning and I just got off work a bit over an hour ago....HOLY F%$@#&#*@SH@&*@#$*BALLS. and other words of endearment.

maybe 1 more glass of whiskey isn't gonna hurt...

mad eeek

i need to stop texting...
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lizzi:
He had puppy-rrhea?! I missed that one. But he's rather farty today. He's so cute I don't mind the smell.
franandzooey:
I love your profile picture.
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Scrubs is really funny and well written. And to that, I will have a beer. puke
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nattytattat:
I am, as a matter of fact, going to street scene this year with my loves: rojo and cherrybomb00. You should holla if you decide to make the treck from La...they are.....
nattytattat:
sorry you missed the truck! Street Scene.......was. I had a good time because of the company. I almost had an undercover cop take me out tho, for sharing my naked juice!
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Trader Joe's has the best tortillas i've ever had. homemade and DAMN good.

burp.
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skylar:
vodka sprite, martinis..depends on the mood aND THE SECNE and how trendy I feel like being... wink
holdmydrink:
A have so much tryptophan (sp??) in my body that I have no idea how i'm still awake...mmm...turkey... surreal and yet, i have to wake up early so who knows what i'm doing, though a drink would be fine & dandy right about now...

2 words: Night Cap


i need a daily (per se) night cap partner, please fill out an app if you're interested.