Thursday Oct 28, 2004

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trick daddy was at best buy, and i missed it. frown
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olsen:
Haha. I was talking to some strangers at a cafe during the election, and somehow Hooters came up. I was like "I had prom dinner there. The whole meal cost 11 bucks." And they did something really odd--they apologised!! I was like "what are you talking about. I wanted to go to Hooters. I only agreed to go to prom if the guy agreed to have dinner at Hooters." They looked at eachother, and then, all cautiously, one of them asks "Are you the perfect woman?" I pondered for a second, and then said quite firmly. "Yes. Yes I am." And I wasn't lying smile.
olsen:
at the time I was just veg.....I think I had a grilled cheese.

Sunday Oct 24, 2004

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just got home from planetfest.

we saw: saliva, chavelle, papa roach, and.....damn it.....who the hell was it?.....leaders of the free world?....something like that.

we also saw: a couple of albinos, some dwarves, a guy with a confederate flag/swastika tattoo get his bigot ass stomped, a guy facedown on the ground moving very little and bleeding a whole lot (i think he got stabbed), and a...
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olsen:
An Oz name apparently....

Wednesday Oct 13, 2004

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somebody broke into my car on monday.
somebody left a crowbar where i park my car on tuesday.
somebody is messing with me.

BIG mistake

father forgive 'em cause they know not who they pushin' lord.
father forgive me if i have to send 'em to ya lord.
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shoegal:
i was high on depression last night. of course i wanted a soap shop. hehe, i would get extremely sick of the smell. plus all those damn kids i said i wanted to have. i'd probably put soap in their mouths so i wouldn't have to hear them screaming. smile smile that makes me smile. kids + soap in mouth. good times.
tryst:
it is garbage, yes. But ... it will be a good point of contrast for you when you hear the new stuff. biggrin

Sunday Oct 10, 2004

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ignore me if you want, assholes. i couldn't give a fuck less.
tryst:
one day your mighty word-cock is going to come back and slap you in the face. wink
tryst:
oh and don't EVER buy joystick. it's trash.

Thursday Sep 30, 2004

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new from trojan: condoms with homicidal lubricant.

the prefered weapon of THE SEXY ASSASSIN!

note* the sexy assassin is in no way affiliated with the naked detective.
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azrael_abyss:
I have a crap load of stuff to do today. I would have been open for it, but my friend broke his leg at a concert we were at last night and had to have surgery so I have to go up to the hospital to visit him. I also have to go by FYE to pick up a work shirt because I have to work on Friday and I have to make it to the tanning bed. Ugh!
olsen:
Well it wasn't sex. Quite.

Sunday Sep 26, 2004

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i've been twenty-three for a little over a day, and i'm already sick. i think my body shut down when i aged, and now i'm going to die.

thanks to all who sent me birthday wishes.....even you people i don't know.....weirdos.
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olsen:
Which Dido song?
tryst:
It wasn't from shoplifting.......... shocked

Friday Sep 17, 2004

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today would have been my last day in the marine corps.

i was going to be married in a few months.

we were going to start a family together.

happy. that's what i would have been.

it wasn't to be.

so here's a toast instead.

a toast to the honorable discharge i didn't get.

a toast to the wedding band i won't be wearing.

a...
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tryst:
frown fuck me too?
tryst:
I'm sorry about the sickening multitudes of bad things that are happening to you, but you should know........

It is a popularity contest.

You are honorable.

She isn't the one.

Saturday Sep 04, 2004

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so my neighbors are sleeping in their front yard. not camping in tents and sleeping bags, but just sprawled out in the grass. i guess being from canada, they didn't know how to react to the weather, and passed out in the yard after some serious binge drinking.

don't ask me why i'm aware of what is going on in my neighbors' yard at 12...
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tryst:
funny how that was the first question you asked. tongue

Thursday Sep 02, 2004

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i got yelled at by a crack head yesterday because i refused to do an exchange for her bag o' smokes.

i've been sober a lot lately. i suppose that's a good thing.
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shoegal:
i'm proud of you. biggrin
and not for pissing off the crack head, for the other thing. tongue
and i didn't mean cutting systems like yours, i meant...you know what i meant...but i guess a supporter of any cutting system is better than none at all....
hmm....
do you ever read folio weekly?
hanney does have the junk in the trunk....her cup runneth over as well... blush
tryst:
crack heads love to yell. it's like their most favoritest thing.
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