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    Monday Aug 08, 2005

    Things I've done since my last update (in no particular order): 1.…
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    Monday Jul 18, 2005

    if i ever get invited to the jerry springer show, i'm going to murder…
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    Friday Jul 15, 2005

    i'm wearing a rolex. you are not. that is all.
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    Sunday Jul 10, 2005

    anderson cooper is running around like an idiot in the hurricane. he'…
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    Friday Jul 01, 2005

    i had the most peculiar dream last night. somehow, i "woke up" in an …
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    Sunday Jun 26, 2005

    chim-chimery, chim-chimery, chim-chim-cheree, a sweep is as lucky as …
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    Wednesday Jun 22, 2005

    i'm horribly burned in the most unmentionable of places. actually it'…
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    Sunday May 29, 2005

    i was going to talk about seeing james brown perform live yesterday, …
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    Tuesday May 24, 2005

    i have been away. far away. where have you been?
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    Wednesday Mar 16, 2005

    if i had a nickel for every time i got fired for pulling a knife on s…