THE IRS IS AFTER ME! today in the mail, i received angry letter number two. it read something like: "reminder. blah, blah, blah, haven't paid, blah, blah, blah. penalties and interest, blah, blah, federal tax lein, blah." apparently, they really want "their" twenty-three dollars and fifty-nine cents.
in other news, i'm considering chemical castration. ensuring the next generation is free of anything even remotely adam-ish, is probably the biggest favor i could do any of you fine people.
it's frustrating that i can't remember all the rules for grammar and punctuation. it makes it hard to impress the amazingly eloquent cute girl (one of my fav sg's, too.), who writes the journals that make me wonder "how can someone write so fantastically on the fly?" do question marks go inside the quotation marks or outside? fuck.
if anyone needs me, i'll be tea-bagging the microwave; simultaneously cooking my dinner and sterilizing myself.
that kinda makes it sound like i'm dining on my testicles....,but i'm not.
in other news, i'm considering chemical castration. ensuring the next generation is free of anything even remotely adam-ish, is probably the biggest favor i could do any of you fine people.
it's frustrating that i can't remember all the rules for grammar and punctuation. it makes it hard to impress the amazingly eloquent cute girl (one of my fav sg's, too.), who writes the journals that make me wonder "how can someone write so fantastically on the fly?" do question marks go inside the quotation marks or outside? fuck.
if anyone needs me, i'll be tea-bagging the microwave; simultaneously cooking my dinner and sterilizing myself.
that kinda makes it sound like i'm dining on my testicles....,but i'm not.
[Edited on Jul 11, 2004 8:57PM]