To me, the worst thing about being made into a pie would be that you can't eat your own crust. Or can you? Would that be considered 'taboo'?
madigan:
I'd rather be a poptart, actually. Strawberry.
azrael_abyss:
I'd have to go with Reagan on this one, I'd rather be a poptard... poptart i mean. and I would eat my own crust... fuck taboo's 