last night i dreamt that i was hanging out with tupac. we were in his 'hood', and his neighbors didn't like me. you'll all be happy to know that tupac had an sg account. 
'Was that a lemur?'
That's something i don't usually think when i'm driving down the interstate.
That's something i don't usually think when i'm driving down the interstate.
wickedteri:
I haven't written commandments or a bible yet, but I've been brainstorming some ideas.. no toe licking, so you don't have to worry about that! 
jadednerdgirl:
nah I don't have kids. I am just staying with friends that have two kids. I have been helping her out while she helps me out
i love having my past mistakes thrown in my face for no apparent reason. love it, love it, love it.
jnicole:
oooo I can be the sadist and you can be the massochist and we'll be good friends 
clairevoyance:
yes and i'm glad i didn't think about it while i was tripping in the woods
i was in a car accident today. i'm fine, but my car was dinged up some. the man that hit me decided that he needed to get into the turn lane even though my car was in his way. it didn't seem to bother him at all that he had hit me, and once the police had been called, he jumped back in his car...
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jnicole:
I'm glad you escaped your accident harm free and I hope you're feeling better by now. Your birthday was lots of fun, I think we need to have a party for halloween. 
wickedteri:
we changed it to "terianists" because "teri-ists" sounds too much like terrorist.. heh
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jnicole:
Happy Birthday!
clairevoyance:
happy birfday
king kong died for your sins.
spread his gospel.
spread his gospel.
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shoegal:
dear friend, you and i don't do this and that anymore. we just have the this. remember when we combined this and that it just wasn't as good as it is now. 
like jerry and elaine...
like jerry and elaine...
shoegal:
gosh!
i've really, really got to stop going out to bars with a knife. 
oops, i crapped my pants.
shoegal:
ummm.....
fuck man. how long does it take to brew?!?
its been goddamn hours....
and i'm sitting here by the phone...waiting....like a fucking shumuck.
nah. i went out.
but uh...seriously....i now know what you do with majority of your day....
fuck man. how long does it take to brew?!?
its been goddamn hours....
and i'm sitting here by the phone...waiting....like a fucking shumuck.
nah. i went out.
but uh...seriously....i now know what you do with majority of your day....
Things I've done since my last update (in no particular order):
1. went to epcot
2. saw 'charlie and the chocolate factory'
3. saw 'wedding crashers'
4. got tested for hiv (negative)
5. got in a streetfight
6. hung out in mexico beach
7. went to the mall in panama city (hated it)
8. ate some really good seafood
9. ate some really bad seafood...
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1. went to epcot
2. saw 'charlie and the chocolate factory'
3. saw 'wedding crashers'
4. got tested for hiv (negative)
5. got in a streetfight
6. hung out in mexico beach
7. went to the mall in panama city (hated it)
8. ate some really good seafood
9. ate some really bad seafood...
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robokate:
you're probably one of the cool people down south... I just didn't like the people smushing American flags in my face and hating on my black friend
bettykat:
well good day to you, sir
if i ever get invited to the jerry springer show, i'm going to murder everyone i know.
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clairevoyance:
i stayed thru the credits and there was nothing afterwards so i think they died 
jess:
we stopped doing shows at eclipse because we weren't really getting appreciated for what we did for the club. They still say we never brought people in but everytime we did a show I always saw a new face. We may do another show at The French Quarter in a month or so. I'll let you know when the date is if it happens
i'm wearing a rolex. you are not. that is all.
clairevoyance:
i have a rolex but i'm not wearing it because it's a man's watch...no lie
shoegal:
ya?
well i'm wearing dior, and you are not.
well i'm wearing dior, and you are not.
anderson cooper is running around like an idiot in the hurricane. he's already been nearly decapitated by debris on more than one occasion. i don't think i've ever been more entertained.
olsen:
thank you!
shoegal:
he usually just runs around like an idiot, no?
I would not want to be in Tupac's 'hood'..kinda creepy...must have been a nightmare.
Spring in the ass eh? Well I could always flip it over, fluff it up, and charge you an arm and a leg..deal?
Every time I come to your journal I'm creeped out by your profile pic. I just keep thinking "octopus"...is that wrong?