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Tuesday Feb 21, 2006

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motherfucking dumpling patch.
what the fuck is a dumpling patch you my ask yourself?
shit, if i knew...i wouldn't be so obsessive about it...

but here's the story...

somewhere i don't know where in hte last two months i come home from the myriad of my gigs and see a 'do you want to receive messages from...dumpling patch, click yes or no' on my aim. i click yes...what harm can it do, i don't recognize the name but whoever it is must know me somehow...

the message was something with my name in it...something like 'hey dave wies' or whatever, moot...i check the timestamp, and the message was from a half hour before...so i basically just missed it...but i have no idea who it is...i add the name to my friends list and that's it...i wait...

and a day later i see it online again...and say hello...no response...

and a week later i see it online again...and say hey you know who i am, who are you?...no response...

and a couple weeks later i see it online again...and i try to ignore it...it sends a message to me...when i say something back...no response...

and every week i end up saying hello, and nothing...

UNTIL LAST NIGHT...

i was talking to some long idistance friends, and dumpling patch comes online...i ask one of them to im the name...she refuses (i'm still not happy with that)...and in the meantime i say hello to the name in hopes to stall the name till i can get someone else to im it and find out what the hell is going on because someone is clearly messing with my mind and it is working so freaking well...

but dumpling patch responds to my hello...i don't need any of the others online to help me out...my battle has come out of stealthmode...no more ninja style between me and dumpling patch, because dumpling patch said...

'beep.'

i mean what the fuck is beep? granted, there's a certain cuteness to it...a certain comedy...but only if i take myself out of my seriously irritated and suddenly totally obsessive mind...

and all i can think about are the possible beeps in my life...and only one comes to mind...one who i haven't talked to in forever and who wouldn't im me...but that's the only one that i can think of...which is probably a case of me wanting it to be that person more than her actually wanting to start our friendship again...so oh well...now i get to refer to hte name as dumpling beeping patch...

till next time...

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