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i lost my voice...really badly...

i can't talk about a whisper comfortably...sure, good news for so many folks who think i talk too much...but fuck me silly this blows...

and work is really shitty because of it...since, you know, i can't talk...and i'm a bartender at a bar known for customer service and shit...how am i going to tell all of the kids about the...
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so i totally got fired from my job at the one bar yesterday...i get why...i totally get why...i work at the bar that is the closest thing to competition they've ever had and it's only 100 feet away...it's not my fault i had to leave to get my ideas into reality because they wouldn't do it...oddly enough, now they are using those ideas over their...
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ok, i know i've made this same blog a few times in the past...but seriously this time...i am going to start blogging on here...it makes no sense for me to be a part of this great community and not join in more in any way i can...so here it goes...

last two weeks have been a roller coaster between great and horrible...the first girl i've...
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lost my cell phone a couple weeks ago. it held the phone numbers for everyone i've met and have known for the past three years...

bummer.

so i'm finding people on myspace...hailing random people down at the bar whilie i'm working and throwing my phone at them to get them to put in their number...asking people for numbers of their friends too in case they...
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randomness abounds.

end up totally sick yesterday with some thing that another guy at work apparently is spreading around. no big deal...i needed to take a couple days off to not be at work.

get a phone call from a number i don't know. because i don't answer numbers i don't know. i check the corresponding voice mail. it's from a girl i'm not sure...
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ok, so there are these two super cute girls that have started coming into the bar lately...i think they actually have been coming in for something like three weeks, and they absolutely have taken over the bar.

now pride indicates that i tell you that i'm the first zephyr person they met. and whenever they are at the bar, we all hang out - whether...
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i have perfect comic timing. that's right, you know how some people are good at things like eating hotdogs or bakeoffs or soccer or whatever. well, my thing is that on some nights, beginning around 11:30, everything that comes out of my mouth is fucking hilarious.

this is not me bragging.

in fact, it's quite the curse...because great comedy, as everyone knows, is only alive...
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well, it's been a while since i decided to blog on here...but i figured i should jump into this place rather than just look at naked girls...

another wonderful full week of the bar has just passed for me...can't wait to either make more money there or find an awesome job...

odd note some woman was walking home same time i was...and she wanted a...
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motherfucking dumpling patch.
what the fuck is a dumpling patch you my ask yourself?
shit, if i knew...i wouldn't be so obsessive about it...

but here's the story...

somewhere i don't know where in hte last two months i come home from the myriad of my gigs and see a 'do you want to receive messages from...dumpling patch, click yes or no' on my aim....
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just testing out the cell phone updating system...