hoaxoner

So this will be a wierd one.
so I woke up from my dream this morning....
I invented a new game for dull times at the tattoo shop.
Its called POOHFINGER!!!!!!!!!
now before I get into the details, I should ash you to call your local Health Department to see if its illegal in your state.
now this game or humiliating antic should be used on apprentices, fellow artist really involved in a project, egocentiric bosses and vulnerable secrataries.
I cant believe this was a dream...
Now the first thing you want to do is find a victim. shhhhhhhhhh....
now the details are crude, but deal with me. I'm revealing the dream of a madman.
Take your pointer finger. ( you might want to use a laytex glove)
but i wouldnt!!!!!!
You want to find the spot on the top of your bum crack. ( not in your ass and definatley after that end of the day sweat on!!!!! )
Now for all you piercing fanatics. YOU can use that ear cheese from your streched earlobes.
Rub it really good and all around and around!!
NOW!!!! you have POOOOOOOHHHFINGER!!!!!!!
Now that your POOHFINGER has been activated your ready for war!!!
Approach your victim quietly from behind.
You strategicly want to swipe your POOHFINGER!!! right uner the nose of your chosen victim!!!
Leaving a residue of some sorts.
ohhhh the sheer terror you have just inflicted!!!
WARNING!!!!they will be tramatized for life and you must understand that you will lose all trust from your fellow co-workers, so chose your victime wisely
I suggest a disclaimer!!!


OKAY!! I got that out. I feeeeellll better now.
Have a wonderful day at your work place!!
and you CAN blame it on HOAXONE