My co-worker took us to this pub called The Porter House for lunch today. It was funny because this is the Chinese guy that I thought would never eat anything other than Chinese food... and he doesn't drink.
As soon as we stepped into that restaurant, de ja'vu~!! I was there before. Last time I went with my contractor and some other people after happy hour. She drove and I was shit face. The only thing I remembered is it is an awesome join and I had like a 35 oz t-bone. I wanted that so bad... but I could find ANY steak on the lunch menu. So I got a slappy sandwich and this Belgium beer that taste like honey~!!
Half an hour later I was half drunk, and my co-worker started talking about somebody that he knows have just got a tongue ring. (seriously, he sounded like he never saw tongue ring before) The beer in me took over and ran my mouth talking about a lot of the people I used to hang out with have tongue rings, some of the girls even have nipple rings and kitty rings...... Not a good idea for conversations at lunch with co-workers. Did I mention they don't drink?! Oh yeah, they couldn't close their mouths and couldn't stop starring at me with that weird look on their face too. Yeah, kind of like this.

Oh... I think the waitress likes it. She didn't charge me for the beer~!! Maybe she's a nipple ring fan?! I shall go back and get her number.
We shall go to have sushi next time. At least I won't get drunk drinking sake. I love sushi~!!

As soon as we stepped into that restaurant, de ja'vu~!! I was there before. Last time I went with my contractor and some other people after happy hour. She drove and I was shit face. The only thing I remembered is it is an awesome join and I had like a 35 oz t-bone. I wanted that so bad... but I could find ANY steak on the lunch menu. So I got a slappy sandwich and this Belgium beer that taste like honey~!!

Half an hour later I was half drunk, and my co-worker started talking about somebody that he knows have just got a tongue ring. (seriously, he sounded like he never saw tongue ring before) The beer in me took over and ran my mouth talking about a lot of the people I used to hang out with have tongue rings, some of the girls even have nipple rings and kitty rings...... Not a good idea for conversations at lunch with co-workers. Did I mention they don't drink?! Oh yeah, they couldn't close their mouths and couldn't stop starring at me with that weird look on their face too. Yeah, kind of like this.

Oh... I think the waitress likes it. She didn't charge me for the beer~!! Maybe she's a nipple ring fan?! I shall go back and get her number.

We shall go to have sushi next time. At least I won't get drunk drinking sake. I love sushi~!!

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Oh yeah!!!!!
What would a guys motivation be to say I love you if he didnt mean it?