(The orgy thread made me think of this)
True Story:
I was seeing this girl casually (we met in the SCA) and she invited me to her roomate's B-Day party. I was warned that it was intended to be an orgy.
Never having been to one and not really believing they happen outside Penthouse Forum, I said I'd go. My friend pulled me into a bedroom shortly after we got there, so I missed the beggining of the evenings entertainment. A while later, we walked out of the bedroom and down the hall ... to see a writhing mass of naked people (about a third of which looked VERY interesting) ... I was stunned. As I'm standing there, my roomates knock at the door, they've come to pick me up ... 4 hours early.
The host, who had designs on my friend, escorted me out so fast I was bare foot on the front porch. My roomates (traitors) took me home.
I was severly mauled by Murphy that night.
True Story:
I was seeing this girl casually (we met in the SCA) and she invited me to her roomate's B-Day party. I was warned that it was intended to be an orgy.
Never having been to one and not really believing they happen outside Penthouse Forum, I said I'd go. My friend pulled me into a bedroom shortly after we got there, so I missed the beggining of the evenings entertainment. A while later, we walked out of the bedroom and down the hall ... to see a writhing mass of naked people (about a third of which looked VERY interesting) ... I was stunned. As I'm standing there, my roomates knock at the door, they've come to pick me up ... 4 hours early.
The host, who had designs on my friend, escorted me out so fast I was bare foot on the front porch. My roomates (traitors) took me home.
I was severly mauled by Murphy that night.
but tell me - why doesn't this kind of thing ever happen to me??