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Portland Friggin Oregon!

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Thursday Sep 21, 2006

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I admit that in the past I've been a nasty
They weren't kidding when they called me
Well, a witch

But you'll find that nowadays
I've mended all my ways
Repented, seen the light
And made a switch

And I fortunately know a little magic
It's a talent that I always have possesed
And here lately, please don't laugh
I use it on behalf
Of the miserable, lonely, and depressed-- Pathetic!

Poor unfortunate souls, in pain, in need
This one longing to be thinner
That want wants to get the girl
And do I help them?
Yes, indeed!

Those poor unfortunate souls
So sad, so true
They come flocking to my cauldron
Crying spells, Ursula, please!
And I help them, yes I do

Now it's happened once or twice
Someone couldn't pay the price
And I'm afraid I had to rake 'em
'Cross the coals

Yes, I've had the odd complaint
But on the whole I've been a saint
To those poor unfortunate souls
......


gee whizz ursula is my favoritest villain ever!
who's yours?





"And don't underestimate the importance of.... Body language, Ha!"

VIEW 6 of 6 COMMENTS
cheech:
Oh- I was gonna buy Michel Gondry's DVD in Best Buy one day, but they didn't have it. They had all the other ones, Spike Jonze, Stefan Sedanoui, but not that one.
Sep 22, 2006
disdain:
aww, you should change the date for that. i'm having a party at my place that night. kiss
Sep 22, 2006

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