while discussing relationships with a friend she told me a great story... all summed up it is essentially this...
him: dating you is like dating a highschooler
her: last time i checked highschool girls didn't take it up the ass.
i love her.
other things i love:
my wife, cuddling, and spending time with tawny colored boys!
ps today while browsing wikipedia, it was brought to my attention that Portland is home to more breweries than any other city in the world and is also the single largest market for Pabst Blue Ribbon beer.
this kinda makes me sad... damn hipsters!
him: dating you is like dating a highschooler
her: last time i checked highschool girls didn't take it up the ass.
i love her.
other things i love:
my wife, cuddling, and spending time with tawny colored boys!
ps today while browsing wikipedia, it was brought to my attention that Portland is home to more breweries than any other city in the world and is also the single largest market for Pabst Blue Ribbon beer.
this kinda makes me sad... damn hipsters!
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,the land of pleasant living being Baltimore (just ask Babs, Crackers, Cotton, and Edie).
(The NB site is down, and the website I ganked this from says they don't exist, but they did last I heard from my Baltimoreans... I did NOT know they brewed Colt 45, though! Knowledge.)
I'm always a bit bemused and a LOT puzzled when orifices start getting "rankings" of prestige; can't one just be pleased to be offered AN orifice?