Today I report to the Coast Guard recruiter's office for a full physical tomorrow morning. Apparently they need to hold me overnight and make sure I do not secure "clean pee" or anything else to pass the drug test.
Good thing I only rock coffee and alcohol, sweet sweet alcohol.
lets hope they don't find my heart and ask why it is 10 times too small - and black.
Good thing I only rock coffee and alcohol, sweet sweet alcohol.
lets hope they don't find my heart and ask why it is 10 times too small - and black.
trilby:
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