There was a talent show at my school today. I would have entered except my talents are
1) making people feel uncomfortable
2) grossing people out
3) giving blow jobs
4) writing competent scientific articles
5) research
6) explaining complex biological processes in a way that average people can understand
7) getting people to tell me disturbingly intimate things about themselves with out trying ...at all
8) Communicating with the elderly
9) knowing lots of almost completely useless information
10) calming stray dogs
none of these talents are really acceptable fair for a show...So I sat and watched more conventionally talented people sing dance and do comedy.
1) making people feel uncomfortable
2) grossing people out
3) giving blow jobs
4) writing competent scientific articles
5) research
6) explaining complex biological processes in a way that average people can understand
7) getting people to tell me disturbingly intimate things about themselves with out trying ...at all
8) Communicating with the elderly
9) knowing lots of almost completely useless information
10) calming stray dogs
none of these talents are really acceptable fair for a show...So I sat and watched more conventionally talented people sing dance and do comedy.
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jweb:
Your list of talents are much more useful than singing and dancing! 
evilgasm:
Impressive list 