hideousreplica

What is it with paranoid men clinging onto their girlfriends!???

Honestly, are they SO insecure that they really think I am likely to be checking out their lady's arse?

Or perhaps they secretly want me to? Perhaps they are glancing at me in the hope that they will catch me looking at their girlfriend, telling themselves: "I'm better than him, because I've got this girl and he hasn't."

Fucking wake-up guys! I used to be a crazy drug-addict person. I know I can't handle emotional ups and downs and that's why I'm celibate. So guys, I'm no more of a threat to your relationship than your grandmother is!

But, of course, girls always like to have a platonic male friend on-hand for relationship advice. Perhaps I should take advantage of that situation...

What do you think?