I have a problem. I am an addict. Last night was the first time I realized it. But I'm taking a step in the right direction.
Oh, my drug is The Red Wings. Soooooo tonight is game 7. Most important night of my life. Stanley Cup is on the line. Sort of. I doubt the Pens can boss up in Hockey Town. They better not. Fuckers. But 8PM eastern time, I won't be watching the game...ugh.
I get a call last night, At 6 pm tonight, I will be driving to Chicago, to attend a funeral. I snapped, and made all sorts of excuses not to go, and was like "I hated that heffer Aunt Tina anywayyyyyy!" Which is somewhat true, I didn't much care for her, and she didn't like me. BUT I guess blood is thicker than my bond with the Red Wings (when I don't have tickets).
I'm going to the funeral. I will miss the ENTIRE game during the drive. I won't be happy about it, but whatever.
Oh, my drug is The Red Wings. Soooooo tonight is game 7. Most important night of my life. Stanley Cup is on the line. Sort of. I doubt the Pens can boss up in Hockey Town. They better not. Fuckers. But 8PM eastern time, I won't be watching the game...ugh.
I get a call last night, At 6 pm tonight, I will be driving to Chicago, to attend a funeral. I snapped, and made all sorts of excuses not to go, and was like "I hated that heffer Aunt Tina anywayyyyyy!" Which is somewhat true, I didn't much care for her, and she didn't like me. BUT I guess blood is thicker than my bond with the Red Wings (when I don't have tickets).
I'm going to the funeral. I will miss the ENTIRE game during the drive. I won't be happy about it, but whatever.
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I'm almost afraid to ask where you're planning to get it placed.
HOW THE HELL DID THE WINGS LOSE? Excused me while I hang myself.