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Oh Carole King, you know what it's like to be mad over a boy don't you?

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Owwwww my fucking teeth! Piss off and cut already!
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Whist attempting to come up with a reason as to why I'm almost twenty and for some reason TEETHING!!

I was once again recued from my own severe dunce-nicety by wikipedia

Etymology

They are generally thought to be called wisdom teeth because they appear so late_much later than the other teeth, at an age where people are supposedly wiser than as a child, when the...
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Hmmm

Ok, there is left over Chinese in the fridge

I haven't had sex in five months

I might have a job

There may also be money on the horizon, but for now I am living off of a six dollar a week food budget

The sun hasn't stopped beating down on Connecticut since I got here, I am afraid to leave the house, as...
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Poetry

I was cleaning my room the other day and I found this book of poems I wrote about two years ago and had decided not to continue with. I thought that writing poetry was arrogant and appealed to too much of a minority to earn a decent living from.
Well I was flicking through this old book and call it the state of mind...
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eril:
go for it. i try and try and wright myself. witch aint easy when your dislexic. but i like to think the idears are strong
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el_duderino2:
hi.
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Ugh A-levels
I'm finding being judged so heavily on my intelligence/ potential/ living up to that potential by doing some work rather than falling for the pleasures promised by procrastination every time is a bit difficult.

But yaknow

I've got one over on procrastination
I've been procrastinating soooooo much that the act of procrastination itself is becoming more of a chore than a pleasure and...
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ziricote:
haha...satan wins in the end I suspect.
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22) I think Manko is seducing me with her confidence and extreme way of life and Tom likes seamen on his poopdeck!
sadieblackeyes:
primark is the best place in the world for cheap knickers

although I worked there for like a month when I was a lot younger for 3.30 an hour which is quite frankly criminal.
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*Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.

*Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.

*Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting infers the probability of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.

*Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.

*Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction...
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dempsey:
my coworkers and I have spent probably the last 3 months quoting chuck norris facts, and still, somehow, this list contains many I've not seen.

brilliant.
peerced:
that is some funny stuff!! biggrin
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I was watching Annie the other day with my little sister and I cannot actually get over how visually riveting the part where the orphans all sing 'it's a hard knock life' is.
I was literally watching it with my mouth open and then I had to watch it again just to get over it. How can little girls be so...syncronised? Some of the flips...
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tsunade_____:
baby i didnt stand u up, lol you forgot to take your phone to your dads, so you didnt get my message! i did try!
xxx
tsunade_____:
oh and im lovbin my account thankstongue
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