it is often said that
pornographic movies are an unrealistic depiction of sex
witch is true...furthermore
Hollywood movies are an unrealistic depiction of love
it is often said that
pornographic movies are an unrealistic depiction of sex
witch is true...furthermore
Hollywood movies are an unrealistic depiction of love
I'm like never on here any more i log on look left look right then leave
i check comments [mostly none] some times groups
so please leave a comment and say some thing ..... give me a reason
i check comments [mostly none] some times groups
so please leave a comment and say some thing ..... give me a reason
i have two shows coming up i thought i would let you know about
on monday[jan 15] i am performing some stand up before to premiere of episode 2 of Ryan stock's Guinea Pig it will be played on the big screen ... it will be good times
http://www.discoverychannel.ca/guineapig
and on Tuesday[jan 16] i will be hosting [MC] the hit or miss amateur night this...
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on monday[jan 15] i am performing some stand up before to premiere of episode 2 of Ryan stock's Guinea Pig it will be played on the big screen ... it will be good times
http://www.discoverychannel.ca/guineapig
and on Tuesday[jan 16] i will be hosting [MC] the hit or miss amateur night this...
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synema:
Have a Happy New Year and an awesome 2007!
whitewidow:
Kisses
Kisses
synema:
Merry Christmas!
I with amber-lynn and Ryan stock will be at the comic strip this Tuesday and next week too
this might be the last mayhem show for a while because Ryan stock has shot an amazing new show for the discovery channel and it starts in January so after these two shows he'll be out doing promo for that
so don't put it off any longer...
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this might be the last mayhem show for a while because Ryan stock has shot an amazing new show for the discovery channel and it starts in January so after these two shows he'll be out doing promo for that
so don't put it off any longer...
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gory:
HUZZAH! Great! Its about fuckin time you guys started to see some good shit, ESPECIALLY the fuckin Discovery Channel...(Man, did I tell you I got a warning cause of all that Lizardman shit? LOL!)
and Yeah, lol...The 'amazing Orbax' (LOL!) was the opening act for the guys....Spoke to him backstage....said to him "So...Ever hear of Jim Rose?"
He just got a real scared look on his face...BUT...Get THIS: He is also doin somethin for Jagermeister...Hmmmmmm, isn't THAT interesting, hmmmmm?
All this guy did was have a good stage set up (Fucky electronic, bloody clowns)But MAN! All this guy did was a really sad display of the Blockhead...Man, he had like 7 things he stuck up his nose.
(I think the guys gave him the spot cause he is also from Hamilton...
What a fuckin city, huh? It figures.
Hey...I am totally sorry I havent sent you those pics...seriously, I am like on my way to the loony bin...We should hook up, chat on yahoo, and I can give you them right there as we speak...you can pick out the ones that you wanna keep (Thats another reason: There is like 100 of them....we gotta tear that down man!)
(Anyhow...Drop me a PM, and we will hook up one night, k?)
Thanks Big Guy...
Talk soon....
.
and Yeah, lol...The 'amazing Orbax' (LOL!) was the opening act for the guys....Spoke to him backstage....said to him "So...Ever hear of Jim Rose?"
He just got a real scared look on his face...BUT...Get THIS: He is also doin somethin for Jagermeister...Hmmmmmm, isn't THAT interesting, hmmmmm?
All this guy did was have a good stage set up (Fucky electronic, bloody clowns)But MAN! All this guy did was a really sad display of the Blockhead...Man, he had like 7 things he stuck up his nose.
(I think the guys gave him the spot cause he is also from Hamilton...
What a fuckin city, huh? It figures.
Hey...I am totally sorry I havent sent you those pics...seriously, I am like on my way to the loony bin...We should hook up, chat on yahoo, and I can give you them right there as we speak...you can pick out the ones that you wanna keep (Thats another reason: There is like 100 of them....we gotta tear that down man!)
(Anyhow...Drop me a PM, and we will hook up one night, k?)
Thanks Big Guy...
Talk soon....
.
synema:
Not yet! Soon! Soon! It's coming!
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synema:
Well, if I master the skill of flight before then, I'll be there
misskristin:
Hahahaha!!! that is the funniest post I've seen in a long time..
thanks for making me smile...
really.
thanks for making me smile...
really.
Objectives:
The main objective of this blog is to extrapolate the subject's ineffective results with the opposite sex
Hypothesis:
1. I think I'm clueless and girls may be heartless and that makes flirting pointless
2. I think it can be expressed as timing I'm not "a hunk" or "a stud" what I am is a fat funny dude with a lisp, I know that a...
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The main objective of this blog is to extrapolate the subject's ineffective results with the opposite sex
Hypothesis:
1. I think I'm clueless and girls may be heartless and that makes flirting pointless
2. I think it can be expressed as timing I'm not "a hunk" or "a stud" what I am is a fat funny dude with a lisp, I know that a...
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unmonk:
Happy birthday!
Also, in love, for most of us shlubs its volume that counts. Get a recipe card, write the numbers 1 to 100 on it. Start asking people out you are attracted to, even slightly. With each rejection cross a number off the list. If you get to the end of the card and don't have a date, get pissed drunk then wake up the next day and start again. This minimizes the pain of rejection, you'll find your looking for people to ask just to cross them off the list, so you can hurry up and go out on a date.
Also, find yourself a copy of this book.
http://www.abebooks.com/servlet/SearchResults?sts=t&y=20&tn=guerilla+dating+tactics&x=58
It's the shit.
Also, in love, for most of us shlubs its volume that counts. Get a recipe card, write the numbers 1 to 100 on it. Start asking people out you are attracted to, even slightly. With each rejection cross a number off the list. If you get to the end of the card and don't have a date, get pissed drunk then wake up the next day and start again. This minimizes the pain of rejection, you'll find your looking for people to ask just to cross them off the list, so you can hurry up and go out on a date.
Also, find yourself a copy of this book.
http://www.abebooks.com/servlet/SearchResults?sts=t&y=20&tn=guerilla+dating+tactics&x=58
It's the shit.
gory:
HAPPY HALLOW'S EVE!!!(And YES! HAPPY FREAKIN B-DAY, Old man! Hah!)
Hope it is as Hazardous as A Hootenanny in HELL!!!
Your Friendly Neighborhood Gorewhore...
(Slimy Smooches for the B-Day Boy! :kiss" )
And Yeah, I am gonna send em...ya ya ya...
HAPPY HALLOW'S EVE!!!(And YES! HAPPY FREAKIN B-DAY, Old man! Hah!)
Hope it is as Hazardous as A Hootenanny in HELL!!!
Your Friendly Neighborhood Gorewhore...
(Slimy Smooches for the B-Day Boy! :kiss" )
And Yeah, I am gonna send em...ya ya ya...