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many years ago in the 90'swhen i used to i dig about in bins and shelves at second hand stores i had a fine day of finds in one store i found 3 old and interesting looking novels for 1.50 each a small suitcase that i was sure to find a use for at 2.75 2 cool looking rings that cost a buck each and a $5 fedora as well as some other stuff and so happy,i went about getting home

now i don't like bringing the bus home when i have an arm full of stuff and i don't like talking to people at bus stops mostly but when the little old fellow came up beside me sitting on the bench and said something about cold weather i had to make a call with the bus 15 minutes away i could be cold and make it along awkward wait {i did have 3 books to look at} or i could just be nice and talk about the weather with the guy and so i did he told me that he was quite cold and had been for quite some time, he went on to tell me that Canada was just to cold for him and he never wanted to come here
i asked him why he came then he told me he had no choice that he got dragged here and he has been oh so lonely for oh so long and he gave me a smile that made him look years younger and i am all like oh man is this old dude hitting on me?
but he wasn't he told me he came from Mesopotamia and that he missed it there that's when things got weird i cant really describe it but he was years younger now and taller too

we where soon not at a bus stop but in my house and eating all quite trippy i tell you he told me that he know that is what i wanted

soon he explained that he was a 'Jin' a spirit that gives men what they desire and he has been powerless for over 1000 years that he is bound by Allah to the ring i bought just an hour before and his old master was slain during the crusades by a white devil and his ring taken from off his cold hand and so he {the Jin} dwelled silently within the ring for years in France the ring was on the finger of a rich infidel dogs for 300 years until the ring was taken as a spoil in the French peasant uprising of 1358 there it became an air-loom the Barret family moved to Canada {Quebec}and held it till the last one died in 1988 and it sat in that store ever-since


and i said you stayed hidden all that time and now of all times you come out ?

i know you are a mixed blood he he spat but within you you have Semitic blood and so i will serve


and so he served he served me well i charmed existence i lead he did all i asked i could have all the minute things i wanted food beyond compare drink the like of witch man has never tasted all of this miner stuff was mine and one thing i was told with out limit one request he would give me to change the world the heavens even nothing was taboo he told me

so i wrote it all down
super powers
flying
indestructible
can trow energy balls
can be invisible
strength beyond measure
speed unknown by science
immortality
big dick
transporting power
laser eyes
and some other crap

and there we where i asked and i received
i was then a god as such he told me that i was the last word the highest power keeper of the earth

and it was good and i flew above and i saved people and i was a good god i know i was but the world was doing good so being a god knowing that there where other places worlds of luster and life space-faring peoples beyond the milky way and other god such as i was [somewhat the same] i went to see the other gods to see what they had done to see wonders beyond my wildest dreams it was amazing

but now i am back

floods
hunger
war
George w bush

I AM SORRY I AM THE WORST GOD EVER