total cool guy convention next door.
for those of you who dont know (probably all of you), i live in a duplex. my nextdoor neighbors are freshmen. They both have dogs they leave outside mostly all day in a tiny yard filled with dogshit. They're "hunting" dogs, of course, because a real man has to have a hunting dog, along with a big truck. With the big truck, you just have to be cool and park it in the grass, not in the parking spaces you've got. and of course, when it rains, you've just GOT to peel out and rip the grass up.
So right now there are about 6 SUV's in the backyard we share, in the grass, and about 10 guys standing around, playing crappy music, drinking and smoking.
I just took Sydney outside so she could do her business, and it just keeps getting better. apparently they left the gate open and one of the dogs got out, and go figure, it runs away (can you blame him?). So they're out yelling and cursing at the dog, trying to get it to come back.
Sometimes i wish i wouldn't get put in jail for beating the hell out of kids. Then i think, well, that's a good thing, because i dont need to beat them up anyways, since they can't help that they're fucking stupid at this point in their life.
But then i think, most of them probably will be bad parents and fuck their kids up, so i'd be doing the world a favor by, say, making them incapable of reproducing. But then there's always the chance of a fluke, and maybe they will have some positive impact on the world, which goes back to the point of having mercy on them and just dealing with it.
in other news, Beth gives me wings.
------- 2am update-------
i was sleeping peacefully, now i'm contemplating homicide. they're fucking setting off some device that sounds like a muzzled handgun some 200+ times, 30 feet from my window. i would call the cops if i thought the donut-eating fucktards would do something.
incarnate.
for those of you who dont know (probably all of you), i live in a duplex. my nextdoor neighbors are freshmen. They both have dogs they leave outside mostly all day in a tiny yard filled with dogshit. They're "hunting" dogs, of course, because a real man has to have a hunting dog, along with a big truck. With the big truck, you just have to be cool and park it in the grass, not in the parking spaces you've got. and of course, when it rains, you've just GOT to peel out and rip the grass up.
So right now there are about 6 SUV's in the backyard we share, in the grass, and about 10 guys standing around, playing crappy music, drinking and smoking.
I just took Sydney outside so she could do her business, and it just keeps getting better. apparently they left the gate open and one of the dogs got out, and go figure, it runs away (can you blame him?). So they're out yelling and cursing at the dog, trying to get it to come back.
Sometimes i wish i wouldn't get put in jail for beating the hell out of kids. Then i think, well, that's a good thing, because i dont need to beat them up anyways, since they can't help that they're fucking stupid at this point in their life.
But then i think, most of them probably will be bad parents and fuck their kids up, so i'd be doing the world a favor by, say, making them incapable of reproducing. But then there's always the chance of a fluke, and maybe they will have some positive impact on the world, which goes back to the point of having mercy on them and just dealing with it.
in other news, Beth gives me wings.
------- 2am update-------
i was sleeping peacefully, now i'm contemplating homicide. they're fucking setting off some device that sounds like a muzzled handgun some 200+ times, 30 feet from my window. i would call the cops if i thought the donut-eating fucktards would do something.
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belllla:
That first paragraph was a PERFECT summary of what I imagine Hell to be like. I'm so sorry!!! Red necks are one group of humanity that I'd be happy to never have to deal with. Good luck. 
jonalcoholic:
Aren't you moving soon?