How to be as cool as me:
Step 1: Wear a shirt on your head like it's a bandana-scarf-thing and take a picture in a karate pose.
Step 2: See a cute girl, and when you are saying hello, get a few "cool" phrases in your head, then combine them all together and blurt it out at an awkward time.
For example, take 'How's it goin?" and "how are you?" to make "How's it are you?" or, if you want to start off simple, just "Howdy" and "hiya". Then, after she's already passed you (remember you're walking in opposite directions), say "Hiyowdy" in a muttered-off-beat voice.
They swoon every time, trust me.
Step 3: Cry at least every other episode when you watch X series for the second time. (but in a manly way)
Step 4: Write a list of how to be as cool as me. Zing!
Today went pretty well. Beautiful day outside. Friend brought over cupcakes for the early birthday, and i talked to the grandparents. They're doing well. Talked with Jon for a good while on the phone (whaatup dog) and listened to him pee outside. Been tryin to kick this headache, but it will go away soon, Cause Stone Hexum said so!
Back to watching X!! Gwar!
Step 1: Wear a shirt on your head like it's a bandana-scarf-thing and take a picture in a karate pose.
Step 2: See a cute girl, and when you are saying hello, get a few "cool" phrases in your head, then combine them all together and blurt it out at an awkward time.
For example, take 'How's it goin?" and "how are you?" to make "How's it are you?" or, if you want to start off simple, just "Howdy" and "hiya". Then, after she's already passed you (remember you're walking in opposite directions), say "Hiyowdy" in a muttered-off-beat voice.
They swoon every time, trust me.
Step 3: Cry at least every other episode when you watch X series for the second time. (but in a manly way)
Step 4: Write a list of how to be as cool as me. Zing!
Today went pretty well. Beautiful day outside. Friend brought over cupcakes for the early birthday, and i talked to the grandparents. They're doing well. Talked with Jon for a good while on the phone (whaatup dog) and listened to him pee outside. Been tryin to kick this headache, but it will go away soon, Cause Stone Hexum said so!
Back to watching X!! Gwar!
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You sexy mother fucker you, I hope you get laid tonight cause you deserve it. And when you're done send her my way, I don't mind sloppy seconds. Also, pictures of Mardi Gras will be up soon.
That is all soilder.
fucker off.
as to lucid dreaming, it is simply something i am very interested in, but i haven't actually experimented with it nor do i really know how... i understand that it is something that can be learned and practiced.... is this something you are experienced doing?
[Edited on Feb 28, 2004 4:07PM]