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i go to the ghetto ass laundry mat the other night. spanish tv is on full blast. its a talk show... kinda like sally or maury or some shit. now, i do not know how to fully understand spanish but when the show is something about tacos, a guy in a butcher outfit, and they show a picture of a couple rotwilers... i start to think something stinks at the mexico city spca. i proceed to ask these two mexican dudes if the shit really is what it appears to be.

well... hahah... Yes... the topic of the show, "mi vecino hizo tacos de mis perros", is about this fool making tacos out of dog meat!!! his wife is pissed off while his mother has to hide her pet cocker spaniel in fear of becoming lunch! remeber the previously mentioned rotwilers? well they were his pets... but he made them into burritos. hahah

just when ya thought it could get any wackier, they bring out a chopping block and a little pink, headless, skinned dog. the butcher begains cuttung, gutting, and seasoning said infamous meat right before your very eyes.

so im taking all this information in, but not untill what was about to happen did i ever fully bust out laughing. the camera was focused on the preparation of the taco meat like a fucking julia childs cooking show, when the camera cuts to an extreme close up of the cocker spaniel's face looking all sad!! i just lost it!! it was so out of fucking control and the mexican dudes and myself laughed our asses off.

at the end of show, the butcher brought out some premade dog tacos and mini burritos... which the audiance ate. everyone seemed to like it and mucho deliciouso was said by many.