Places I'd like to live, not just see: Dublin, Ireland; Dresden, Germany; St. Petersburg, Russia; Quantico, Virginia (USA); Newfoundland, Canada.
Places I'd like to commit arsony: Every church, temple, mosque, etc. on the planet; McDonalds (I figure one will suffice since they're more abundant & therefore harder to exterminate than churches); Burning Man (I just want to start the fire early & ride off into the sunset whilst being chased by hippies).
Places I want to have sex: An airplane (airborne & stationary just for kicks); a submarine (how many people do you know that have done the dirty inside of a submarine?); an elevator, an escalator, inside of a church, a grocery store, a Costco (preferably atop of one of the large shelves, where in which I could build a sort of "sex fortress"); inside of the shark tunnel at sea world (yea I know, genius.).
That concludes today's blog about nothing important.
Respectfully,
The Hessian.
Places I'd like to commit arsony: Every church, temple, mosque, etc. on the planet; McDonalds (I figure one will suffice since they're more abundant & therefore harder to exterminate than churches); Burning Man (I just want to start the fire early & ride off into the sunset whilst being chased by hippies).
Places I want to have sex: An airplane (airborne & stationary just for kicks); a submarine (how many people do you know that have done the dirty inside of a submarine?); an elevator, an escalator, inside of a church, a grocery store, a Costco (preferably atop of one of the large shelves, where in which I could build a sort of "sex fortress"); inside of the shark tunnel at sea world (yea I know, genius.).
That concludes today's blog about nothing important.
Respectfully,
The Hessian.