herscarsaremine

Today was the most useless birthday on the planet. I am not one much for fanfare or anything of the like, but this was just plain retarded. I originally had plans to hang out with the girl I was 'dating' but that changed once she continued to use coke. Didn't matter anyway because she totally forgot it was my birthday. Whatever, doesn't really matter. I don't think it would have worked with her anyway's. All drug habits aside we didn't really click that well. Any women that thinks more than 2 fingers is slutty and refuses to even try being tied up isn't exactly the girl for me. Granted, its not all about sex....well it kind of isn't but I need a women that will at least try the things I am in to. I can't be with someone who is not the least bit sexually adventurous. And I do mean adventurous, and by that I mean willing to try anything and everything in the pursuit of the ultimate orgasm. Adventurous does not mean being a complete and utter whore. I don't care if you have slept with ton of dudes, aside from being a skank it doesn't make you sexually adventurous. It makes you a dirty whore. Now if you have at least tried being tied, bound, whipped and worshipped....now that is my idea of adventure. Who the fuck needs rock climbing as an adventure when you have a girlfriend, a couple hundred feet of rope, a cat o'nine and a few hours to soak it all in. I just want a girlfriend that wants the nastiest sex and then wants to cuddle. She just has to be sweet, caring and a bit kinky. Oh, and a sweet ass doesn't hurt either. I need a Mt Dew and a ride on my bike.