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Friday Apr 23, 2004

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INT. SPACEBALL 1 - HELMET'S ROOM - SPACE HELMET is apparently talking to VEPSA.

HELMET (mask up; talking in his mask down voice) So, Princess Vespa. At last, I have you in my clutches. To have my way with you. The way I want to.

He is playing with dolls.

HELMET (imitating Vespa) No. No, please, leave me alone. (mask down
voice) No you are mine. (imitating Lone Starr) Not so fast, Helmet. (mask down voice) Lone Starr. (imitating Lone Starr) Yes, it's me. I'm here to save my girlfriend. Hi, honey. (mask down voice) Now you are going to die. (imitating Lone Starr) Oh, oh, ohhhh. (imitating Barf) Hey, what did you do to my friend? (mask down voice) The same thing I'm going to do to you, big boy. (imitating Barf) Oh, ohhh. (mask down voice) And you too. (imitating Dot) Oh, ohh. (mask down voice) Now, Princess Vespa, at last we are alone. (imitating Vespa) No, no, I hate you. I hate you. I hate you. Leave me alone....yet, I find you strangely attractive. (mask down voice) Of course you do. Drewish princesses are always attracted to money and power. And I
have both, and you know it. (imitating Vespa) No, leave me alone. (mask down voice) No, kiss me. (imitating Vespa) No, yes, no, yes, yes, no, no, ah, oh, oh, oh, ah, ohh, oh, you're helmet is so big.

SANDURZ opens the door behind him.

SANDURZ Lord Helmet.

HELMET (holds all the dolls out of Sandurz's sight) What?

SANDURZ You're needed on the bridge, sir.

HELMET Knock on my door. Knock next time.

SANDURZ Yes, sir.

HELMET Did you see anything?

SANDURZ No, sir. I didn't see you playing with your dolls again.

HELMET Good.

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