So Dick Cheney use to be the governor of my state.
I grew up in Wyoming.
He touted his appreciation for the outdoors, for hunting, fishing, ext as one of his saleble qualities.
I'm sure most of you know that guns, and wyoming kind of run hand in hand. I had access to guns before I knew how to read. I knew, as all my friends what a gun could do. We were trained from an early age to respect the power of firearms, we knew to walk in a line when hunting. I knew that "red is dead" (as in the safety of a weapon when I was six. I know how to load, and un-load, check the chamber, use the action ext on almsot every legal firearm. In short, we were all raised with an understanding of firearms, their uses, and how not to shoot your best friend or yourself in the head.
So let me just say this:
DICK CHENEY IS A FUCKING JACK ASS!
As if we didn't know that already right?
But that's beside the point, the fact that he hit his friend accidently while hunting further prooves the point. I mean he hit this dude with a shot gun round which means that the Dick is a complete fuck up when it comes to hunting. Even if his friend was say three feet in front of him (which if he was more Cheney should have never taken the shot period), and he had a tight wad (which he most likely had the right ammo), and was aiming atleast five or six feet to the side of the guy, he shouldn't have even peppered the dude with a single piece of shot.
Cheney literally pulled his gun up, shot without looking, and then said "fuck".
Basically he shot without looking...
...seems like a great fucking metaphor for this entire administration if you ask me.
"OH LOOK A BIRD..." BBBBBOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMM, "OH SHIT, SORRY DUDE."
I grew up in Wyoming.
He touted his appreciation for the outdoors, for hunting, fishing, ext as one of his saleble qualities.
I'm sure most of you know that guns, and wyoming kind of run hand in hand. I had access to guns before I knew how to read. I knew, as all my friends what a gun could do. We were trained from an early age to respect the power of firearms, we knew to walk in a line when hunting. I knew that "red is dead" (as in the safety of a weapon when I was six. I know how to load, and un-load, check the chamber, use the action ext on almsot every legal firearm. In short, we were all raised with an understanding of firearms, their uses, and how not to shoot your best friend or yourself in the head.
So let me just say this:
DICK CHENEY IS A FUCKING JACK ASS!
As if we didn't know that already right?
But that's beside the point, the fact that he hit his friend accidently while hunting further prooves the point. I mean he hit this dude with a shot gun round which means that the Dick is a complete fuck up when it comes to hunting. Even if his friend was say three feet in front of him (which if he was more Cheney should have never taken the shot period), and he had a tight wad (which he most likely had the right ammo), and was aiming atleast five or six feet to the side of the guy, he shouldn't have even peppered the dude with a single piece of shot.
Cheney literally pulled his gun up, shot without looking, and then said "fuck".
Basically he shot without looking...
...seems like a great fucking metaphor for this entire administration if you ask me.
"OH LOOK A BIRD..." BBBBBOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMM, "OH SHIT, SORRY DUDE."
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