Taken from the journal of Fenris23
I find the following astrological horoscope to be perticularly funny. I'll show you why. First, my horoscope:
Capricorn: Dec 22 - Jan 19
In all of North America, from Oaxaca, Mexico to Canada's Prince Edward island, there is only one state, province, or territory that does not yet have a McDonald's fast-food restaurant. It is Nunavut, in northern Canada, which the Inuit people inhabit at a density of about one person per 3,300 square miles. You should be like Nunavut in the coming week, Capricorn: unspoiled by mediocre food, vulgar entertainment, crass commercialism, and cheap plastic anything. Be like a vast, pristine empire that's immune to soul-deadening crap.
Free Will Astology
This is quite convinent for me, seeing as tommorow I Ieave for a six day long spiritual journey and pagan festival, one of my most important yearly rituals, and a significant part of my everyday life, which is located mainly upon a state park on an island somewhere off the coast of Washington state.
I feel slightly cheated by this thing. I mean, I was already going to do that. Did I win my horoscope or something? Do I get a prize?
I find the following astrological horoscope to be perticularly funny. I'll show you why. First, my horoscope:
Capricorn: Dec 22 - Jan 19
In all of North America, from Oaxaca, Mexico to Canada's Prince Edward island, there is only one state, province, or territory that does not yet have a McDonald's fast-food restaurant. It is Nunavut, in northern Canada, which the Inuit people inhabit at a density of about one person per 3,300 square miles. You should be like Nunavut in the coming week, Capricorn: unspoiled by mediocre food, vulgar entertainment, crass commercialism, and cheap plastic anything. Be like a vast, pristine empire that's immune to soul-deadening crap.
Free Will Astology
This is quite convinent for me, seeing as tommorow I Ieave for a six day long spiritual journey and pagan festival, one of my most important yearly rituals, and a significant part of my everyday life, which is located mainly upon a state park on an island somewhere off the coast of Washington state.
I feel slightly cheated by this thing. I mean, I was already going to do that. Did I win my horoscope or something? Do I get a prize?
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You are already in synch with you.
I put up my Horoscope because it was exactly the things I was worrying about and brooding on. It was as if it was written solely for me. If I was writing it I would have included a reference to incubation in it, though.