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heracleitus

Member Since 2005

Followers 68 Following 313

I managed to crazy glue my lips together today.

Yeah...

surlyclown:

Yeah, that seems like a bad plan.

Jan 12, 2007

zgrat:

um, yeah

Jan 12, 2007

07.27.13
6

Saturday Jul 27, 2013
It's been a little over a year. I suppose I could do with a new post…
03.28.12
3

Wednesday Mar 28, 2012
From an exchange on OKCupid (names removed): Her: I'm interested in…
08.17.10
3

Tuesday Aug 17, 2010
On the line with computer tech support with a guy, who if he isn't Am…
07.07.10
15

Wednesday Jul 07, 2010
I'm right-handed. A couple exercises at the gym proves that my lef…
10.04.09
2

Sunday Oct 04, 2009
Girls complicate my life. There is I. (not to be confused with the…
05.30.09
5

Saturday May 30, 2009
On my way home from the gym/grocery store today, I ran into a little …
05.28.09
2

Thursday May 28, 2009
Pokemon Explained
03.19.09
14

Thursday Mar 19, 2009
I wonder what the TSA's stance on amorphous solids is. Next time I…
03.08.09
3

Sunday Mar 08, 2009
"I like pink very much Lois."
02.25.09
10

Wednesday Feb 25, 2009
I Want A Fucking Poncho!

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Friday Jan 12, 2007