It's been a little over a year. I suppose I could do with a new post. (To be fair, I haven't been particularly active in the interim.)
Since I don't have anything particularly intelligent to say, I guess I'll just share what's new?
1. Finished law school.
2. Decided to avoid practicing law if at all possible.
3. Looked for entrepreneur/venture capital jobs.
4. Offered...
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Since I don't have anything particularly intelligent to say, I guess I'll just share what's new?
1. Finished law school.
2. Decided to avoid practicing law if at all possible.
3. Looked for entrepreneur/venture capital jobs.
4. Offered...
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maxx:
those sound odd and amazing! THAT'S the kind of thing I would totally have not known about. thank you!
jj_r0x0rz:
=P yes the raptor is holding a beer mug lol
From an exchange on OKCupid (names removed):
Her:
I'm interested in taking you out on a date. Let me know.
Me:
Other than the fact that your profile says you are 141 miles away and you don't appear to have a profile picture, I don't see a problem with that.
Her:
Has a girl ever asked you out before?
Me:
If you mean on an...
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Her:
I'm interested in taking you out on a date. Let me know.
Me:
Other than the fact that your profile says you are 141 miles away and you don't appear to have a profile picture, I don't see a problem with that.
Her:
Has a girl ever asked you out before?
Me:
If you mean on an...
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kemper:
When are you moving to LA?
zebrah:
happy birthday!
On the line with computer tech support with a guy, who if he isn't American, speaks perfect non-accented English:
Him: "City?"
Me: "Washington, D.C."
Him: "So the state is Washtington?"
Me: "No."
Him: "What is it then?"
Me: "I guess it's the District of Columbia."
Him: "So you're in Canada then?"
Me: "No..."
He then put me on hold for like five minutes while he...
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Him: "City?"
Me: "Washington, D.C."
Him: "So the state is Washtington?"
Me: "No."
Him: "What is it then?"
Me: "I guess it's the District of Columbia."
Him: "So you're in Canada then?"
Me: "No..."
He then put me on hold for like five minutes while he...
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toothpickmoe:
It would not shock me if an American did not know that.
baudot:
But that's the best! It's a many-hour high as you grind the sorry computer into the dust it so richly deserves.
I'm right-handed.
A couple exercises at the gym proves that my left wrist is stronger.
I jerk off with my left hand.
A couple exercises at the gym proves that my left wrist is stronger.
I jerk off with my left hand.
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toothpickmoe:
I'll never stop hoping.
praesepe:
this post = yes.
and i am wearing a wig, didn't you know ?
and i am wearing a wig, didn't you know ?
Girls complicate my life.
There is I. (not to be confused with the first person singular pronoun), who goes to school with me. She's attractive in a librarian sort of way. However, although friends, my romantic interest in her begins and ends there. On the other hand, she just got out of a long-term relationship and, in between that and the normal stresses one incurs...
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There is I. (not to be confused with the first person singular pronoun), who goes to school with me. She's attractive in a librarian sort of way. However, although friends, my romantic interest in her begins and ends there. On the other hand, she just got out of a long-term relationship and, in between that and the normal stresses one incurs...
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toothpickmoe:
Good luck getting your dick wet.
toothpickmoe:
Happy to finally oblige with the fingering. However, my theory is that she lost them in 'Nam.
Well, with those sorts of wooing songs at your disposal it's a wonder you're not fending off the poontang with a chainsaw.
Well, with those sorts of wooing songs at your disposal it's a wonder you're not fending off the poontang with a chainsaw.
On my way home from the gym/grocery store today, I ran into a little old lady (not literally) coming from another grocery store who I usually see out walking an ancient Pomeranian. And while it's probably bad form to find humor in another's infirmity, even a pet's, it was hard not at least smile at how this old dog seemed to try to go every...
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toothpickmoe:
Yeah, not so much with Pokemon and me.
Apparently I need to read that dude's entries...
Aw, old folks are so cute sometimes.
Apparently I need to read that dude's entries...
Aw, old folks are so cute sometimes.
baudot:
The boy can't even be bothered to check out naked girls anymore? Where are his priorities.
obd:
tldnr.
how are you these days? how much longer until you head east?
how are you these days? how much longer until you head east?
toothpickmoe:
The title of that site pretty much did it for me.
I wonder what the TSA's stance on amorphous solids is.
Next time I fly, I'm packing my carry-on full of Jell-o.
Next time I fly, I'm packing my carry-on full of Jell-o.
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toothpickmoe:
Reading is neat!
baudot:
Awesome. I'm going.
"I like pink very much Lois."
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baudot:
Headed east, 'round the world, unless some job snaps me up in a few weeks more.
toothpickmoe:
Takes a real man to wear pink.
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toothpickmoe:
Ha! Well, we don't like to spread it around...
toothpickmoe:
Well six of one, half a dozen of the other, really. I personally don't go out much myself.
So I saw Benjamin Button last night (Coraline was, tragically, sold out). It was long, slow and in a lot of ways seemed like Forrest Gump 2.0 to me, but it did drive home something that's been bothering me a lot lately.
I used to revel in sensory amazement. You know, there are just... sublime moments where you lose yourself to your surroundings. Memories that...
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I used to revel in sensory amazement. You know, there are just... sublime moments where you lose yourself to your surroundings. Memories that...
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toothpickmoe:
People have way too much time on their hands. Waaaaay.
toothpickmoe:
I was just reading that the PC version has over 1000 individual lines recorded for each player character. Talk about too much time...
Generally speaking, sex > no sex.
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toothpickmoe:
I'll see what I can do.
I did see that guy, but didn't realize it was for gum. That sort of ruins it.
I did see that guy, but didn't realize it was for gum. That sort of ruins it.
toothpickmoe:
Oh, well if that's the case good on him. I've always been kind of touched by it, actually. The whole one world thing I suppose.