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Thursday Jan 10, 2008

Jan 10, 2008
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Brownie night. Wife and I met in passing. She told me that there was a rice pouch mix dinner on the counter for me, just microwave.

I pick it up, and squoosh it like the directions say. Get ready to put it in the microwave, and happen to check the expiration date...

05/2006!

I think she's trying to poison me for my large insurance policy. I really do.
silversurfer:
A few weeks ago I figured out that I had some really old cans of soup in my kitchen cabinet. A few of them didn't have any expiration dates that I could find. Some had expired a year or two ago, which is pretty scary since they're good for a few years when you buy them. Some were not expired but still pretty old. So, I decided to start having them for dinner a few times a week until they were all used up. I figured if they smelled bad I wouldn't eat 'em. I'm just about done with the whole batch, so I'll be getting some "fresh" cans of soup from the supermarket soon.

Ah, the joys of bachelor living.
Jan 10, 2008
pandara:
05/2006 surreal
Jan 11, 2008

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