hentzau:
Omaha the cat dancer
hentzau:
Betty from Rocketeer
Brownie night. Wife and I met in passing. She told me that there was a rice pouch mix dinner on the counter for me, just microwave.
I pick it up, and squoosh it like the directions say. Get ready to put it in the microwave, and happen to check the expiration date...
05/2006!
I think she's trying to poison me for my large insurance policy....
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I pick it up, and squoosh it like the directions say. Get ready to put it in the microwave, and happen to check the expiration date...
05/2006!
I think she's trying to poison me for my large insurance policy....
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silversurfer:
A few weeks ago I figured out that I had some really old cans of soup in my kitchen cabinet. A few of them didn't have any expiration dates that I could find. Some had expired a year or two ago, which is pretty scary since they're good for a few years when you buy them. Some were not expired but still pretty old. So, I decided to start having them for dinner a few times a week until they were all used up. I figured if they smelled bad I wouldn't eat 'em. I'm just about done with the whole batch, so I'll be getting some "fresh" cans of soup from the supermarket soon.
Ah, the joys of bachelor living.
Ah, the joys of bachelor living.
pandara:
05/2006 
Home visiting my parents.
Late night web surfing, sitting in the kitchen upstairs.
Every night, the sound of porn music, accompanied by the grunting, comes wafting up from the basement.
Gotta love my dad!
Late night web surfing, sitting in the kitchen upstairs.
Every night, the sound of porn music, accompanied by the grunting, comes wafting up from the basement.
Gotta love my dad!
silversurfer:
Ah, the joys of going home for the holidays. It's just like a Norman Rockwell painting.
Lying in bed this morning, talking to The Wife about Christmas presents for the kids:
Her: So how big is the Wii?
Me: You've seen it. You know how big it is.
Her: Yes, but that was a while ago, and I didn't look very closely.
Me: Yeah, I know. You never do.
Her: So how big is it?
Me: [Holds my fingers apart] About...
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Her: So how big is the Wii?
Me: You've seen it. You know how big it is.
Her: Yes, but that was a while ago, and I didn't look very closely.
Me: Yeah, I know. You never do.
Her: So how big is it?
Me: [Holds my fingers apart] About...
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silversurfer:
Have a merry one. I hope Hanukkah Harry brings you lots of good presents.
For the record?
I fucking HATE Tupperware.
I fucking HATE Tupperware.
silversurfer:
So does Unida, according to her profile. Or at least, she's not into it.
pheme:
Buy the stick blender AND something non practical!
She'll be pissed if she doesn't get the blender.
Any chance she's going to modify the blender into a crazy vibrator?
She'll be pissed if she doesn't get the blender.
Any chance she's going to modify the blender into a crazy vibrator?
Two weeks to Christmas?
I am SO dead...
I am SO dead...
silversurfer:
What's the prob? Just sit back and let Santa Claus take care of everything. That's what I do.
pheme:
I've got one paycheck to buy for 9 people...I hope it will stretch!!
Woo-hoo! Leaving for WDW with the family in five days!!!
I am such a bad parent, taking my kids out of school for a week to go visit The Mouse. At least thats what the principal at school tells me!
Anyone want me to get them a pair of ears while I'm there?
I am such a bad parent, taking my kids out of school for a week to go visit The Mouse. At least thats what the principal at school tells me!
Anyone want me to get them a pair of ears while I'm there?
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ally:
THX for commenting on my set!
pheme:
Hentzau, what makes you think they haven't seen it already?
My mom LOVES it and wants to learn to, "SHake my ass like my daugta"
It sounds funnier in her Lind Richmand coffee talk voice
My mom LOVES it and wants to learn to, "SHake my ass like my daugta"
It sounds funnier in her Lind Richmand coffee talk voice
Dinner conversation with the wife tonight...
Me: We need to get our Thanksgiving shopping done before the weekend.
Her: Why? We have time.
Me: Well, I dont want to be out all this weekend with everyone else shopping
Her: We still have next week
Me: I think that would be a bad idea, waiting until the last minute.
Her: What last minute, we have 2...
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Me: We need to get our Thanksgiving shopping done before the weekend.
Her: Why? We have time.
Me: Well, I dont want to be out all this weekend with everyone else shopping
Her: We still have next week
Me: I think that would be a bad idea, waiting until the last minute.
Her: What last minute, we have 2...
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olsen:
Awesome. I'm private messaging you my email address so we can make arrangements.
salome:
Mmmmm, Reza's. I gotta go to Reza's. Thanks for making me hungry!
There are very few things in life better a big bag of Garrett's Caramel Crisp Popcorn with Cashews.
silversurfer:
How about a bag of Fannie May dark pixies?
No, they're not evil faeries. They're caramel and pecans covered with chocolate (i.e. turtles), but with semi-sweet instead of milk chocolate.
No, they're not evil faeries. They're caramel and pecans covered with chocolate (i.e. turtles), but with semi-sweet instead of milk chocolate.
Bye bye, Birdie!!!
(And thank god for that!)
(And thank god for that!)
silversurfer:
Hasta la vista, Birdie!
pheme:
Spiderman is theis sack sack of a guy who I was trying my best to be nice to but he put his hand on my waist it was cold so he moved it to where it is in the picture.
The guy is really just...sad.
Funny story about the evil Jeannie.
There was a big 'gay' fight over her name!
Seems there was much confusion over evil Jeannie and Samantha Steven's evil sister!
There's nothing like a 'gay fight'!!!
The guy is really just...sad.
Funny story about the evil Jeannie.
There was a big 'gay' fight over her name!
Seems there was much confusion over evil Jeannie and Samantha Steven's evil sister!
There's nothing like a 'gay fight'!!!
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silversurfer:
In case you're interested, here are some further ruminations on image sizing.
silversurfer:
Or, you could reduce the image to about 550 pixels wide, upload it to your albums, and link to it from there.
That's for your journal. Board thread pictures have a maximum of about 400 pixels wide. Images you post in other people's journals also won't fit at 550, because they're displayed farther to the right.
Okay, I'll stop with the image sizing already....
That's for your journal. Board thread pictures have a maximum of about 400 pixels wide. Images you post in other people's journals also won't fit at 550, because they're displayed farther to the right.
Okay, I'll stop with the image sizing already....