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SG doesn't give a shit about what I'm doing tomorrow, what I had for breakfast, or who I currently hate....and neither should you. So until I get bored with it again this blog will now be dedicated to subjecting you to my uneducated opinion of film...so there

Because you didn't ask for it: The trimuphant return of henjin's Bikini Samurai Movie Blog

Watched this over a month ago...almost recovered.
Onechanbara:Zombie Bikini Squad



Based on a game. World's overrun with zombies. Aya doesn't like zombies...so she wears a bikini and kicks their asses with a katana. oh and some mad scientist (who's trying to make super zombies) made her sister turn bad and kill their dad, so Aya's going to kick both their asses too.

So the plot sucks and the dialog cures insomnia?
So Aya has a rub on tattoo that starts out reflective and degrades to peeling?
So what if Reiko, Aya's black leather sidekick kicks zombie ass with a double barrel sawed-off shotgun, which she never reloads despite empting 50 rounds in 3 seconds??
So what if 99.9% of the blood from the zombie slicing is CG...meaning no blood splattered half naked Aya.
It's still a girl ...in a bikini....killing zombies!


Trailer
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